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hiiii im the goose detector!! call me goo, i detect geese in posts!!
these are the images ill use for detecting geese :3
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goo speaks
whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.
String identified: gc g 't c tat t a a aat a g atg . Tat' t at t a t t. G t t t tt t ct t t t t a tg .
Closest match: Brienomyrus brachyistius serine/threonine-protein kinase pim-1-like (LOC125724529), transcript X5, mRNA Common name: Baby Whale
The BABY WHALE (Brienomyrus brachyistius) would NOT EXIST without Cyanobacteria
The Baby Whale is a weakly electric fish in the superfamily Mormyridae (which also contains Peter's Elephant Nose Fish, the animal with the largest brain:body ratio of any deuterostome).
These fish would not exist without Cyanobacteria because they breathe O2, the vast majority of which followers of this blog already know has been and continues to be created exclusively by Cyanobacteria!
P.S. I totally do not run another popular blog on Tumblr... I'm definitely just a Cyanobacteria lover and nothing else (;
All of us purely exist to fuel the gimmick. In fact, we are closer to a collective hallucination or tulpa than a sapient person.
BABA IS BLOG
BLOG IS WIN
Blog is win might be a valid iterator name.
Everyone here is approved by The Lizard!
no goose detected!
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Ocean announcement:
this is what awaits you
@fish-identifier do you know what it is?
don't think it's a fish
Not a crab either ❌
goose not detected!
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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
time for people to do the funniest thing ever
Do not.
gimmick blogs attack
do I need to break out the list again it's been a while since I've done that
please do rhodey, it's fun when the list comes out
part 2
@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official @actually-danish-denmark
@official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland @forever-scotland
@guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand @definitely-brasil @very-real-australia
@literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea
@non-tyrannical-usa @the-state-of-michigan @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official
huh what
uh. goose detected!
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i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
fruit.. i ate a fruit once......
You're not still mad about that, are you?
ADAM EATS GAY PEOPLE PASS IT ON
That's why he tried to bite me in the Garden?!?!
Luci you’re gay?! I’m so proud of you for coming out
girls pretty
Mayo behavior
Woah mama I'm elvis
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
Snoah snama I'm snailvis
ALL of us get some water!
Unofficial official non-official post
Official India post
uh. no goose detected!
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Quick girl detect this.. oh.... hm......
Also need a verification of if this is a rat or not @rat-detector
Eh. Fuck if I know.
thank you rat-detector, it's good to know we're on the same page about it :3
i can tell you that its not a goose, for definite!
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If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it
If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me
Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍
I did too, hope this helps
As did I.
give me back my fucking checkmark
IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED
Lobster not detected
how about now?
when life gives you lobsters
NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT
Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?
if they leave you spellbound
*touches soil*
Something terrible happened here
*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*
Oh Shit It's still happening
yayy i get to use one of my favourite reaction images
there's girls there, hope this helps
Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath
This post serves The Spiral.
How did we even get here?
the power of girls i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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leptys-deactivated20180625
you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?
leptys
i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
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you have to outlive donald trump
imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.
Is this like, a prediction?
no goose detected!
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Why am I getting twink lightning McQueen on my fyp
goose not detected!