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no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

Hadestown Martin redesign :]

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Hadestown Martin redesign :]

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fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know

understood my apologies 🫡

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

I based this on a comic I saw on tumblr and obviously on the characters and setting of the "Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl" pilot animatic by Kiana Khansmith.

(For some reason YouTube links don’t get traction on tumblr, so let’s see if this works!)

Animated in Procreate Dreams.

HUH THIS IS SO PRETTY??? Beaaaaaauutiful animation oh my goddd. amazing work

We got a party rocker in the house tonight!!!!!

Perhaps I will walk to the gas station and get an Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red Monster Energy Drink and then go play Disco Elysium. Or perhaps I will make myself a cup of tea.

trans flag but it hasn't bloomed yet

guess what

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

Amtrak Orgasms are just incredibly underfunded and have to stop because the freight trains own the tracks and are going incredibly slow

what to say when your bro needs to take a piss

(r/relationshipadvice)

Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It's very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she's learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don't have sex. I'm open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons