i teach my fingers hope like a cheap carnival trick

the correct reaction to Nordverse lol

The way Milchick told Dylan “I’m busy so I cant stay” then BOLTED. He had to make his enterance stage left and do a little quick change, theater freaks all understand 🙏

i’m engraving tramell tillman’s name on the emmy with my bare hands idgaf

My cat is a sweet angel who realized I was sick as I lay sweltering on the couch last night and decided the only way to heal me was if she purred ON my face.

I gently and weakly tried to remove her several times. Tried hissing and growling softly in her language, which usually dissuades her. I was literally treated like a newborn kitten screaming complaints as their mom stomps all around them. My cat’s whole energy was “oh well, human, I know you are ignorant, but I promise this is what’s best for you.”

Second cat was on my legs but was less sympathetic — scratched my feet if I tried to shift position at all during the night.

You know what. Good point.

ive never had goals or dreams tbh every day is just about getting through it. always has been

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

remember when you’re writing a gross and terrible power dynamic that you should be asking yourself constantly how you could make it worse and sexier

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.