Pitter Patter

Ok so I’m rewatching Ted Lasso in preparation of the new season. My prediction if they do give us a gay character: Colin. In season one when they first talking about bantr he brings up Grindr. I know that’s very little to go off but I’m sticking to it.

To make my hot take slightly unhinged, I would love it if him and Jamie ended up together, because we all know Jamie is a bi-con.

Ok I just read that this is probably actually going to be a legit storyline that Colin IS gay! Like I am never right with my predictions! I can’t believe I may finally be right!

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

this post got me laid

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

Rum & The Eyeless One

🎶You deserve to get paid! Let them know that!🎵

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

Like that story isn’t about an ugly duckling that grew up sexy, it’s a fucking swan was judged as a duck and hated itself as a duck until it found out it wasn’t a duck and stopped trying to be a duck.

The actual ducks in the neighborhood were probably still looking around at perfectly normal swans like “damn, look at those busted ass ducks”

This is pretty important, actually. The good ending is finding the other swans, not tearing yourself to pieces trying to impress the ducks.

Another great photo of the grid, 1989, Chicago.

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

PEDRO PASCAL celebrating his 50th birthday

GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

Duck Duck is a brilliant name how fucking dare

Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

I can’t remember what talk show it was after TFA but the interviewer was like “Did it make you emotional putting on the [Han Solo] costume?” and Harrison Ford was like “No. It made me money.” which was like the most Han Solo thing a person could say.

i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

previous tags and their very valid point:

[#no no this is totally doable #you just have to make sure she stays grizzled #and has the same like #awkward none of this comes naturally thing #where it goes bad is if shes Suddenly A Warm And Immediately Nurturing Fixed Human #instead of a collection of busted parts going #ah fuck i guess im all you have #so i guess I do my best]

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

Player two has entered the game

losing my mind

Mario Mangione

oh mygod

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy