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I bought a lot of sphere merch then he went villain so I had to sell my To The Moon t shirt
Swapped to Bastion then he said a slur on live TV and I don't fuck with that so I sold my Bastion branded coffee mug
I swapped to mouse protector then she got murder ratted and it felt crass so I sold my Cheese It trainers
I swapped to Alexandria and then it came out she was doing human experimentation and a C53 gave me a filthy look for wearing my Adamant Tower hoody
I'm sick of this.
Gonna place my bet on someone who will never go wrong.
My new gold Scion bracelet arrives tommorow.
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There is a word I’m not allowed to use. I love it. I love it so much. But my darling beloved wife hates it with a fiery passion.
I came across it from Anne Lister’s diary, where she says that she would “grubble under women’s skirts” and honestly. The word perfectly encapsulates the fumbling feeling of fighting your way through layers of fabric to reach the promised pussy land.
However the word has been forbidden, reviled from the first moment my beloved heard it. They shuddered and it’s truly one of the only restrictions they’ve ever placed on my vocabulary so I don’t say it. But I do think it, on occasion.
Sometimes the word will pop into my head and I will think it too hard and my wife will turn and glare at me and accuse, “I know you’re thinking it!”
“But I didn’t say it!” I protest. But they’re always right. Even with no context they always know when I’m thinking it.
Today I told my wife, “I shared the unmentionable word with Astrid today and she quite enjoyed it. She repeated it several times.”
They bellowed liked a dying wildebeest and said, “I can go months without remembering that word exists and then it comes up again. It’s so disgusting, it’s what Sméagol would do on the ground digging for worms!”
I was laughing and protested, “It sounds like fighting through skirts, the groping around.”
“No! That is something that happens in the muck and the filth. It’s negative sexy.
“Bet you're gonna take to Tumblr and share it and some people are gonna be like, ‘Oh what a great word! We should definitely use that in our lexicon. Top tier word!’ And you know what? THEYRE WRONG. GARBAGE WORD. GROSS.”
I listened to their impassioned hatred while cuddled in their arms and radiated love at them and remorse for having reminded them about the existence of grubbling. But now you get to hear about it. As a treat.
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this may be the greatest billboard I’ve ever seen
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I've never learned much stats or probability theory, so it's always kind of disheartening to find that it underlies basically everything from physics to biology to economics and finance and machine learning and AI
I didn’t get my degree in stats school and then they say “stats is important and effective”; fuck off
i cant believe my woke mind virus friend has turned into a blue haired liberal :(
hey this was posted soon after you visited my house, coincidence? I think not
i was actively vagueblogging about you so yeah, not a coincidence
oh okay, im glad that was cleared up!
very funny that it was very close to being exactly a year between these occurences
its a modern day jesus adaptation
what did jesus spend a year doing?
hi. famously jesus is risen on the third day, u r approximately 362 days short.
easter happens every year
so do many other holidays.
and which holidays are in april
well. modern day adaptation of Easter probably would work better as a response. jesus famously did a lotta things. i guess the other problem is the modern day adaptation of easter is already real and it involves chocolate eggs. but i guess so
chocolate eggs easter is an 1870s adaptation of easter. we need a new one for modern audiences
everyone bleach and then dye their hair blue for Easter NOW
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Round 0
hey everyone!
letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:
RndWhichlgdeservestgtthenetrndthemst
protein guy analysis:
today i am bringing you a long noodle protein! this is another 'oops, all helix' moment. every time i get one of these i think its funny. is this how it would really look? debatable. but is it a ridiculous looking structure? signs point to yes.
predicted protein structure:
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As the certified incest expert can you tell me why incest is bad
So… to understand what’s making people reluctant to incest right now, you need to think about uncertainty. If you’re a company producing goods and you want to incest in – let’s say – a new factory, you want to know the return you’re getting on the amount you incest. In the best of times there will still be risks of failure, but you’ll be able to put a number on those risks and factor them in to calculate your expected return.
But with Trump’s erratic and unpredictable tariffs, incestors are suddenly much less able to calculate their expected return; they have no way of knowing whether their markets will remain open to them, if their suppliers will be able to meet their needs, or what their profit margins will be. That means firms are going to be very unwilling to incest in new production.
Unfortunately, if firms across the global economy are reluctant to incest, that’s really bad news. Incesting in capital is the core of economic growth, and if conditions make it untenable to incest then that will be a huge drag on growth. In particular a lack of incestment threatens productivity growth and costs jobs.
In short, the reluctance to incest right now is sensible - but it's risking a recession.
My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“
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Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince's palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince's seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.
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I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.
Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.
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We owe it to our commitment to the truth, to not interfere in the story. That is the choice. The moment we act, we are involved with creating the story, and as we become a part of it, it becomes partially about us, and the truth then may never be known. Actors cannot be unbiased. Actors become targets. RIP spaghetti belongings.
black tortoiseshell with low white spotting (calico)
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officially lost in the sauce post