I give you guys MORE v1 in portal au cuz im obsessed

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The brotha

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I am going to watch the light leave your eyes as I kill you with My bear hands. /Hevj

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

@comet--storm Addicus and Luci

happy trans day of visibility

i look like this rn btw

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commanding voice…

i am. VERY sorry for being so late to this trend it’s so funny i had to draw my own take on it !!!!

i got more redraws in the works so stay tuned for those >:D ref under the cut~

picrew chain

MY EYE COLOUR ISNT AN OPTION 😭😭

also had to permanently etch my scowl on my picrew

anyway npt @faint-i-wont-be-ignored @thatoneabsolutegoober @ethxrll @sensationalstardust @cloud-makers-make-pollution

Spent painfully long on this just cause it had a freckles option. Anyways

ohh fun!! loved this picrew so much I had to make myself twice (Going Out and everyday)

as for the quote fhsdjkfhfjdkslfj I cannot even begin to express how correct it is

tagging (no pressure) @rook-of-the-woods @draconicnootnoot @aspennntree @coconurt & and anyone who wants to join!

oooh. I haven’t done a picrew in a while! And! So many options! I added too many! It’s so busy! But look at all my things!!!

Jjjjjjssshshhs that quote is. Hahahaha. No me. I do this with my friends. uhhhhh. @notsoscarystudios @eviltoxicmosssauce @sanguinerosie @hero-coded and anyone else who wants too!!

ROOK! MY BELOVEDDD

Thank you for the tag!

For this one, callin whoever wants to and: @duckduckhjonk @eligobrrrrr @sorakunchan @hptonic @terracotta7 @lgbt-tree @out-of-stars-and-thyme @netheragain

*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Stars, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Stars: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Stars: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

@kitcatttt @comet--storm @paw-ureyesout @thesillytransgirlnova @hunterpyro @atomicjellycat

Gabriel: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

imagine getting into a fight with your knight boyfriend and he stomps away in his armor like CLANK CLANK CLANK

@comet--storm Sue n Pirene

New tag game! I'll start:

I am Pluto. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I am not in the same place.

@abscshshhd @aneptunicperson @breadinhaler3 @bonsai-is-a-bottle-of-oj @boughtmender @dykeden @eatin-bread-n-cryin @earth2enpysea @feathereye12 @fluffyyyfrog9000 @faerieofthenight @geooo0oo @happylittleduckboy @hansel-the-idiot @juan1dupree23 @kakashiwearingthegetaboshihat875 @mentally-tori-261 @oscar-cant-draw @rafareba @shortmomma1993 @themuseinthewoods @unnamed-enby @zithergilt

and anyone else I didn't mention who wants to join in

note: you don't have to use your real name. I just used my user, and you can too lol

I am Stars. Lord of the Rings. Bringer of the Rings. Fear me for I don’t know what to do.

@kitcatttt @comet--storm @atomicjellycat @hunterpyro @thesillytransgirlnova @paw-ureyesout

I am Gabriel. Lord of the day. Bringer of night. Fear me for I am really sleepy.

@kitcatttt

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

@hypermess There is absolutely no way

…oh my god

…the original

Oh my god

THE ORGINAL???!!! THIS HAPPEND ON TUMBLRR?????!?!?!??! OMFGGG?!?!?!??!?!

miku binder jefferson my beloved🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

THE VERY ONE???

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I'm killing you

@kitcatttt

THAT WAS FAST-

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" rewritten to say "You wouldn't fuck a robot" /END ID]

But consider

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "Excellent argument" /END ID]