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Your Salty Wine Aunt

@conretewings / conretewings.tumblr.com

FUCK AI. 18+ ONLY. If you procede I'm not responsible for your decisions or online experience. Otherwise-Join me in my dumpster. We serve only the finest trash. Professionally Thirsty. Bara Daddy connoisseur. No I'm not sorry. Ask me about my pronouns. Personal fandom/fanart/random stuff blog for anything and everything.

STORY MASTER LIST AND REQUEST STATUS/TERMS 📖 👀

Request Status: Closed :(

The rest of my rules are listed below, but some of the requests I've received demonstrate people don't always read them so I'll post this one here:

⚠️If you send me a request and I fulfill it, please please reblog.

I generally spend hours, days, or more on your requests and it's increasingly disheartening to see the lack of engagement from readers.

ORIGINAL FULL STORY LIST:

"Just a Taste" (Vander x OC) (mildly spicy 🌶)

"See Me After Work" (Vander x fem reader) (explicit nsfw 🌶🌶🌶)

SHORT/MINI STORIES FROM ASKS:

ENTRIES FROM ARCANE PARENTING WEEK

-This list will be updated as stories are completed :D

Request Terms: 🖊

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

Shout out to a random memory of my aunt getting irrationally angry with and yelling at me as a little kid. It was over me picking up a ball and saying something along the lines of "Here doggy!" to another little kid (I think she was another niece?? I don't remember) that was visiting and my aunt just shrieks "She's not a doggy she's a human being!!" with this hoarse, hysterical tone as if I'd just kicked her down the stairs or something. Ma'am I'm like 6 I'm sorry I committed such a grave offense by being...a silly child????

Gotta love the people reblogging my immunity dog post where literally the point is you don't have to because it's protecting you from shitty 'reblog or else' posts and then whining about it being reblog bait like my dude. Did you not read it.

With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

This may be mistaken for half-assing it but you would be wrong. I am whole-assing but I've distributed my ass across multiple tasks and didn't finish anything. But. Multiple chores are more done than they were before. Take it or leave it

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