Not Your Love Song

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sweet like honey 🍯

TOP FORM THE SERIES (2025) - EP 4

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

A raccoon named Rum Tum Tugger is just . . . you UNDERSTAND the character of Rum Tum Tugger.

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

who else up raising their open filthy palms like tiny daggers up to heaven

Favorite adderall review

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

Soundtrack for the end of the world:

1. MCR

PIT BABE 2 (2025) I The couples

TOMORROW!!!

pit babe season two teaser. it's got everything:

car racing. a sassy dude. wedding rings. nose bleeds. pool sex. the "surprise b*tch, thought you'd seen the last of me" meme... but four times. ab licking. someone having a bad time strapped to a medical exam table. A GUN. the worst person you've ever known standing on a rooftop giving an ominous warning. that thing where you're filled with every possible human emotion at the same time. explosions!

MY GOLDEN BLOOD (2025) EP. 2 + EP. 3