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I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise
its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk
my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”
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pedro pascal has this legion of weirdly defensive female fans who get INCENSED at any suggestion that he's a little light in the loafers and it's such a fascinating phenomenon. bc like. we all got eyes. but you make one joke about how the man's got some swish in his giddyup and all of a sudden 10 different women named denise are jumping down your throat like "OH AND I'M SURE YOU TOLD HIM THIS YOURSELF????" and like ma'am i'm sorry you are personally offended by gay people on the internet joking about how the mandalorian is one of valerie cherish's hairdressers but why are you so invested. he's not gonna fuck YOU.
mostly i think it’s a mismatch between actor, era, and fame level. pedro pascal was not meant to be the face of two different disney franchises, he was meant to be a stage star turned hairy-chested character actor in many new hollywood joints of the 1970s and a frequent flyer at stephen sondheim’s immersive scavenger hunts