i need you all to know that "i boppy say something" came from me writing a fic with my wife @lambdaupsilon and if you like trans boppy and trans ryo and polykessoku you'll fucking love kessoku brainrot

(click the link and boppy read all of it)

the full boppy origin story:

"and I get to what, fuck the dog?" Going right into the lexicon as a phrase I cannot use ever in front of people

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

One thing they never warn you about going into your transition is how amazing your tits are going to feel. It's almost inappropriate how often I squeeze them.

hello trans woman on tumblr. It appears your post has broken 100 notes. we will now feed you into the misgenderizer 3000

tumblr users will reblog your fun joke post and misgender everyone in it through casual ignorance/indifference that could 9 times out of 10 be remedied by observing context clues with half a functional brain and the dipshit thing they add won't even be funny

nobody is making fun of the transmasc cowboy schlock because they're Cringeshaming Meanies bro it is just very directly a white supremacist fantasy that's not useful to declare "rehabilitated" because you slapped top surgery scars and pronouns on it. can we be serious

saw this appended to the actually true sentiment that "basic trans girl amazon skirt" stuff is pointlessly cruel and transmisogynistic and it's like. man how fucking disingenuous is it to act like the needless aggressive policing of trans women's femininity is in any way equivalent to honestly overly gentle criticism of white usamerican trans guys' obsessions with queering manifest destiny

fascinating to have to clarify this but this actually wasn't a solicitation for suggestions for queer/transmasc cowboy media that You, Personally like

As an indigenous person I would like to add that treating the people who are most commonly associated with the genocide of my people and dozens of other indigenous american peoples as a "fun aesthetic" is, get this, super fucking disrespectful to the groups that got genocided.

throwing it back woeful style

"I actually think this character is better as a feminine boy than a trans girl" is like the trans equivalent to "strong platonic relationships between boys is more important than gay relationships in fiction"

Continuation of the pattern of "its more subversive to be gender non conforming than to transition, actually"

The status quo is not transitioning. The status quo is keeping transgender people as odd examples of their AGAB.

they Expect you to Pass but they dont expect you to pass

This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke

this transgender bimbofication erotica is nice and all but the author clearly hasn’t read any marx.

what is a robot dog's favorite drink?

idk what

idk either, i was hoping someone would know, my little sister @robotdogdyke is having a bad day

now im curious what a zombie dog's favourite drink is

all remaining men should be made to fight to the death in battle royale hosted across rhode island

winner gets forcefemmed

you understand my vision

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing