Reblogged pigeonhut
Who that man
the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h
you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!
Oh my god I forgot his peanut
Reblogged buffoello
i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies
. that is a serial killer
Reblogged dathemyscira
fuck yes
Reblogged buffoello
Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers
Me: My writing is so bad. :(
Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.
Reblogged midnightcrossing
please don't be mean to me bc i can be meaner and i hate being mean
Reblogged bear-shoulders
the cycle of life
Reblogged twerksylvania
Do u think there might be spiders down here
Reblogged egberts
just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
am i the problem
op are you a hobbit
Reblogged midnightcrossing
a popular songstress of her age, lady miku gave hildegard von bingen a run for her money
Reblogged uwugatory
Job hunt off to a good start
Reblogged cydonian-mystery
burnout be like
turns out all the people who added notes like “this is so adhd” were correct
Reblogged shaiza
I had a dream last night where the new thing on tumblr was to post "dreaming so dweetly" along with a pic of someone in an old-timey nightcap when you were getting ready to go to bed, so every night my entire dash was full of stuff like this:
the reviews are in!!! may we all be so lucky as to dream so dweetly tonight <3
Reblogged shaiza
unparalleled image
Reblogged shaiza
whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy
fuck you
cranky because you're eepy aren't you
Reblogged weenie-kun
they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack