🐾 . . . RUFF PATCH!!!

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

hate how almost every portrayal of a lesbian on mainstream tv is like literally just a straight woman who dates women. the writers clearly don’t care to take Any considerations into lesbian/lgbt culture or what our lives/dating is rly like. like even apart from them all being pretty feminine conventionally attractive white women in their thirties, they are literally always the straightest women you could possibly imagine. what’s the opposite of dykery. The utter dykelessness of these women

Can someone pls reply w that comic of the women watching TV that makes sense here, I can’t find it

Nina Nijsten (2009)

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

Note: your title, not your URL--for instance, mine is "I have a few dice…one or two maybe"

Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

this is one of the most iconic posts on this web site. to me

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Oh no fucking way

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Oh no fucking way

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

String identified: ctatt/cgtc: “acca” “/attt” “t,” “aaagt” “tattt’ttgtagtact” “caat”

Closest match: Dircenna loreta genome assembly, chromosome: 1

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you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here

our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me

FEED, MY CHILDREN! FOR I HAVE BLESSED UPON THEE COLOURED DISKS OF MUCH SUSTENANCE. LEAFFALL SHALL ALSO BE PROVIDED FOR THINE LARDERS, TO SHORE UP FOR THE COMING MONTHS

(it's leaf litter refresh day and I've provided a few slices of carrot for the isopods)

#WAIT YOU CAN JUST KEEP PET PILLBUGS?#WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS OP PLEASE DM ME IF YES

ya im not an expert or anything but you gotta dm me I think, I tried to dm you and tumblr said your account doesn't exist

How wikipedia browsing actually works

Reblog if you're not human

String identified: g ' t a

Closest match: MEEEE!!!!

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im so fucking done y'all ;-;

"It's pretty bold of you to be here, in my coffee shop complaining about real life transphobia, when you're supposed to be the girl in my porn online kink space."

also way to tell on yourself that you think it/it's pronouns are just a kink thing and not like, an actual gender expression

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go