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Crys • Mid-twenties • Any pronouns are fine • Russian hobby artist • In this household we stan Tiamat the Many-Mawed • Voted Alduin for Skyrim Sexyman 2023

Hi! Pleased to meet you!

I am Crys: Russian hobby artist, fan of both tabletop and video games, casual worldbuilder/writer and a an avid lover of dressed herring. Feel free to use any pronouns you want, I don't particularly care.

Find out more about me here.

Useful tumblr links

Other useful links

  • Boosty - collection of my worldbuilding materials plus you can drop a few bucks my way if you want to
  • BlueSky - you can connect with me there!
  • AO3 - not available in Russia currently, but you can find my old account there as CrysWritesThings
  • Discord - currently is not available in Russia, but I do have a recently active account there
  • Instagram/Twitter - currently are not available in Russia, I used to have accounts there some years ago, but they are long abandoned. If you see them being active - I am not affiliated with them
  • Telegram - DM me if you want to connect there, I have a rudimentary group set up
  • Revolt.chat - DM me if you want to connect there! I have a dedicated server set up to share my worldbuilding content as well.
  • Steam - DM me if you want to connect there!

Hey, folks, sorry for being absent for a bit, but in the meanwhile I have had some time to think on how to move forward and in which direction to take my creativity!

On this note I have a few announcement to make about the following:

  • Some character lore related to the CCU (Crys Cinematic Universe)
  • The state of work on my original setting and the gaming system for it - Uluthana and Uluthana Chronicles respectively
  • And some general notes on my artistry and such

Hey, folks, sorry for being absent for a bit, but in the meanwhile I have had some time to think on how to move forward and in which direction to take my creativity!

On this note I have a few announcement to make about the following:

  • Some character lore related to the CCU (Crys Cinematic Universe)
  • The state of work on my original setting and the gaming system for it - Uluthana and Uluthana Chronicles respectively
  • And some general notes on my artistry and such

Meet my WoW OCs.

Forsaken lady is Marva, she is an aspiring Ash Ketchup in the sense of being obsessed with pet battles and have also had a mid-un-life crisis and went from doing retail to beast master hunter. As one does.

Human death knight fellow is Antoine and he is a himbo as a job, lifestyle and state of mind. Also a death knight. Also usually hired by Marva to be her bodyguard when she goes to catch some particularly weird Pokemon for her collection.

And also have an Arthas. He is so interesting to me I want to poke him with a stick and squeeze him like a stress ball. For now he gets the "Lord of the Wretched Fridge" cup

Friday night activities.

Aaaaand done! For now, at least.

Ended up running out of time to do highlights, and there are some other details I would have liked to spend more time on, but I wanted to give this to my GM in person, and I just left her place after an epic DnD weekend of epicness.

I might throw in the final finishing touches the next time we have an IRL game in person at their place.

Still, I do think it turned out quite pretty, even if not *AS* pretty as planned!

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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.

That's not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.

Time for me to info dump about Sam and Shelob.

In lord of the rings lore, there are three tiers of deities. The highest tier and most dangerous includes Morgoth - Sauron’s master, and Ungoliant, Shelob’s master. The middle tier includes Shelob, Sauron. Then there’s the lowest tier, which includes the wizards Gandalf and Saruman as well as the Balrog (this is why Gandalf couldn’t 1v1 the Balrog). It also explains why Gandalf doesn’t take the ring, the magic of a tier 2 deity would absolutely corrupt him. We even see that happen with Saruman and the Palantir.

This leads to the start of the answer to some interesting questions. Why does Sauron tolerate Shelob being in his territory, and why does Sauron tolerate there being a secret back door into Mordor?

On the surface, he does it because he might not be able to beat Shelob in a fight, after all they’re the same tier of deity. And since Shelob’s domain is the secret way into Mordor, he can’t close it off, and he seriously doubts anyone can use it to get in. He doesn’t monitor the path with guards either - Shelob would eat them.

It gets more detailed than that though. Sauron’s boss, Morgoth, and Shelob’s boss, Ungoliant, made a deal. They’d attack the tree of life together. Morgoth would drink the nectar, and Ungoliant would keep all of the jewels and magic they earned along the way. Morgoth broke this deal because there was a particularly powerful gem he wanted (the gem in Sauron’s helmet), and as a result Ungoliant went to war with Morgoth.

Ungoliant won, Morgoth barely escaped with his life.

So not only does Sauron maybe lose if he attacks Shelob. Even if he were to win, it might provoke Ungoliant into attacking Morgoth again, and Ungoliant wins that fight, she’s already done it once.

With all of that established, how the hell does Sam hurt a deity that powerful?

Well, to start, it’s impossible. Shelob’s hide is so tough Sam could never pierce it with all his might. However, Shelob had grown old and arrogant. During the fight, Sam winds up directly underneath Shelob, and Shelob decides to crush Sam with all her strength.

Unfortunately, Sam is pointing sting straight up.

While Sam lacks the strength to hurt Shelob, Shelob herself is plenty strong. She accidentally impales herself on sting, finding herself injured for the first time in thousands of years. Which is the sort of poetry I really appreciate about Tolkien’s writing.

No matter how powerful or evil or ancient or indestructible your foe, if you stand for what is right and hold your sword out, they will impale themselves upon it.

Sam’s backstory in this scene is much simpler. He has to save Frodo.

I love it when tolkien fans reblog posts with the deep lore receipts. Thank you

So because I am very normal about Silmarillion and it outweighs me having the confidence of a wet noodle I think there are some details that should be noted for the whole background part

Okay, let's hope I still remember my stuff

1) With Ungoliant I think one of the funniest parts is that between several drafts and editions no one really knows what exactly is she supposed to be ultimately. Between editions she was a creature of primordial night or a rogue spirit among the Ainur or self-formed from the outer darkness as a response to Morgoth's tantrums, but largely she has just invited herself into the plot.

So calling her a deity is not entirely wrong, but there is Nuance.

2) With the tiers of deities it is a bit weird, because yes, there are Ainur as a general name for the group of these powerful spirits. And among them there are Valar, who are the most powerful and kind of like "chief gods" (listen, I am not Christian enough to explain it from the archangels standpoint), and there are Maiar, who are largely less powerful and work on assistant positions.

But it is not precisely clear-cut in terms of strength as some among Maiar are very strong, like Sauron or Eonwe, while others are not. Balrogs were actually also Maiar, just playing for the evil team. And one of them drowned in a fountain after being stabbed by a pointy helmet.

With Wizards (Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast and Blue Wizards) I believe they were artificially nerfed before coming to the Middle-Earth for balance reasons, but are otherwise in their normal state also Maiar. Maiar is a broad group. Giant talking Eagle is supposedly a Maia. You lovely infrequently talking dog called Dog might also be a Maia.

3) I don't recall Morgoth being after any nectar in particular, Ungoliant was slurping tree juice, yes, but I don't think he partook.

I believe the essence of their deal was that Ungoliant will help him destroy Two Giant Glowing Trees (from which later came the Moon and the Sun, but I digress) and cause some mayhem, while he in turn would feed her pretty gems with both of his hands, phrasing crucial.

In the end Morgoth tried to keep gems called Silmarils, obtaining which was his second, secret agenda, which Ungoliant didn't like and tried to murk the guy only to be defeated by a host of Balrogs, who have arrived after Morgoth started yelling. They actually do have an entire geographic area named after that. Lammoth, the Great Echo.

4) I don't believe Sauron had any... Relation or claims to Silmarils. The one who wore them between him and Morgoth was actually the later, made a special Iron Crown for that.

5) I would hesitate to think that Sauron attacking Shelob would have any effect on Morgoth and Ungoliant relationship not lastly due to the fact that Ungoliant by the time of LotR is most likely and highly suspected to be dead (and would be confirmed so by text in some earlier drafts, iirc), while Morgoth was banished to the Shadow Realm more or less and will only get back for the Middle-Earth version of the Ragnarok. If at all (canon status of Dagor Dagorath is dubious at best).

Might also be too busy shitposting on Twitter for all we know.

Crys Makes a Game (II)

Some more updates from me working on various bits related to the Uluthana TTRPG, as a continuation of THIS POST

I have been working more on making a... functional and readable (and hyperlinked!) Word document as well as making some additions to my WIP notes and happy to share!

Still slowly chipping at this project, almost done with the general system overview and ready to delve into outlining play structure, character creation and, of course, need to also write down quite a bit about playable lineages - one for now, Wave-Tamers c:

This is going to be so unplayable!

This website can go to hell quite frankly. grits they don’t deserve you

ok get fucking real how many of you have even had grits?

Look at this man, y'all:

He just wants y'all to eat a good breakfast. Ain't much difference between oatmeal and grits except what they're made from.

what the fuck is a grit

This post is too American for me

Yeah i was gonna say, i think the main reason grits was such a high choice is like i don't think it's really a thing outside the us. Like I'm Australian and never heard of it except for Americans talking about it without like explaining what it is and assuming everyone knows what it means. Also yeah as derin put in the tags that ain't a fucking sausage

Until looking at the picture just now I always thought grits was like, potato cakes. I don't know why I thought this.

Grits are corn's answer to oatmeal. It's not great. I don't get why some people are into it so much.

Humans see a cereal grain and say "is someone gonna turn that into some kind of porridge" and don't wait for an answer

Like with oatmeal, how good grits are really depends on preparation. And for the record,I don't think most americans have encountered grits. The first time I heard of grits was from the movie My Cousin Vinny. My impression is that not only are grits a mostly American dish, but they're also a pretty regional dish that has been slow to spread.

My oatmeal recipe is "two handfuls oats, one handful home brand trail mix, cover in milk and microwave on high for 3 minutes" so I don't think I'm ready for grits

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