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I prefer she/they pronouns but you can use which ever you want :)

sucks that kuafu would probably be considered a cool person and bad bitch by the wider solarian populace but because the tiandao council is full of haters and mean people he gets slandered

Hey hey hey, Hypnos enjoyers!

Have you ever wished that you could just read every dialogue there ever was with/about Hypnos without having to comb through wikis, youtube videos and hours of gameplay to get the right line?

Well, now you can! Because I spent an unholy amount of time of combing it all out of the code of Hades. So, there you go! A google spreadsheet (derogatory) of all of Hypnos dialogues

And if you want to hear something in particular, send me an ask and I'll compile the audio files for you.

Some notes:

  • In a couple of days I'll add the few Hades 2 dialogues about Hypnos that exist there.
  • If anyone wants, I can also find any other dialogue you were looking for. Just send an ask.
  • However, if we're talking about compiling all character lines, like I did in the table above, I will be taking a commission for it. Not monetary, but something like a fic or a fanart (up for discussion)
  • (Compiling all dialogues by hand takes a lot of time and energy and I don't have as much passion for other characters as I do for Hypnos)

Fun fact! Did you know that Hypnos has more Italics Emphasis in his dialogues than any other NPC? Neat!

Update!

Huge thanks to @waxwitch for their help with filling out the Hades 2 portion of the table! <3

What's new:

  • Added Hades 2 dialogue
  • Added Hades 2 Hypnos' Corner Cosmetics description and reaction lines
  • Added Hades 2 Codex Entry for Hypnos
  • Added Hades 2 Short Description of Hypnos
  • Added Zagreus' reactions to Hypnos being Employee of the Month
  • Added Hades Codex Entry for Hypnos
  • Added Keepsake description
  • Added Hades Cosmetics (Divine Chaise) description

Enjoy to your hearts' content <3

Eris x melione is literally just girlboss x girlfailure and its up to you to decide which one is which. I love you lesbians

Hades isn’t heard from for a prolonged amount of time and the Olympians don’t notice/care enough to wonder why only for it to be revealed that he was captured and imprisoned

Ares:

explanation and original under cut

What I really love about Athena, is that, despite her being the goddess of war, she never depicted as being simply "manly" goddess. While being the patron of the "manly" stuff like fighting, she is at the same time the patron of "female" stuff like waving and other women's crafts. I also like how in the Iliad there are several scenes of her changing her clothings from a feminine dress to a war attire, which also shows us that she actually really likes pretty dresses (and she makes them herself, too).

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

so you all knew the risks of imagining burger and never told me ??

the legend of old

Under American healthcare, you can only afford Cognitive Burger Therapy

This might fix me

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