one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

you want to read this

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?

@elodieunderglass

Enchanting! Thank you! The pineapple dragon would be so well-armoured against piercing attacks 🥹

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

Just a reminder that it is not your vet’s job to report if your pet got into recreational drugs. We aren’t snitches, we have no obligation to report drug use. We do, however, want to save your pet so please be honest with us about what your pet got into. It could literally be life and death for them.

i initially read this as a cat picking up a cocaine habit on the street and not being a narc about it before i realised you meant pets accidentally ingesting their owners drugs

horsethoughtbarn 5 name

if horses werent called horses what do you think they should be called

quibbet /ˈkwɪ.bɪt/

from proto indo european *kswibʰ-éh₁-ti (to move quickly, stative form implying something moving quickly)

via proto brythonic *hwɨβid (to move)

spelling then latinized by roman empire to quibus, then frankified by norman invaders to quibbet

incredibly done my friend exactly the kind of thing i was hoping for

Me on the nipple if I’m being honest

:(

Flying is effortless, landing can be a little bit harder, Cornell Lab / DoC (northern royal albatross) (part 1)

There’s so much about this. The tumble itself is so irredeemably funny. The child stops asking for food and just stares in silence as the adult completely beefs it. The adult, absolutely ashamed, wandering off screen, refusing to make eye contact with the baby.

Perfect 10s all round.

ooohh somewhere i'm not supposed to be

Here's a mastiff completing the agility trial at a dog show.

The excited cheers of the crowd as this drool monster begrudgingly jumps, has made my 2025 already.

@shrimpsisbugs exact opposite to that borderpap

i could cry

Honestly i love how this shows how completely different dog breeds can be. Like, you can take a papillion over that course at warp 9 but this guy isn't built for that speed! He's taking his time! Hes got a lot of bulk to move!

He came pretty darn close to a clean round, too. Like you can kind of see that he doesn't get the point of this activity, but his two-legged friend wants to do it, so he's showing up ready to make an effort. What a great dog.

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

Can you swap their heads ?

omg you can

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.