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Land of extremely silly AUs

@dakt37 / dakt37.tumblr.com

Call me Dakt. 30s, she/her. [Art tag: "dakt draws"] This is my main personal blog, mostly for fanart and babbling endlessly about AUs. Multifandom and inconsistent. Recent fandoms: Sonic, DuckTales, Kingdom Hearts, Marvel [AUs Masterpost] [Instagram]

On three separate days I sat on my couch, grabbed my sketchbook, realized that the shadow of my own hand was interfering with what I was trying to draw, and then just made the drawing complain about it instead of actually fixing the issue.

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fattyatomicmutant

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

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raccoonnation

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Source: youtube.com

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

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alsoluci-morningstar812

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

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alsoluci-morningstar812

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

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Softest most delectable pareve hamantaschen recipe that i could eat a hundred of YUM YUM

Because I keep losing this recipe and having to track it down/figure out my modifications all over again. Note, only pareve if you use pareve margarine of course.

Ingredients:

-3/2 sticks of margarine

-2 eggs

-¾ cup sugar

-1 tbsp vanilla extract

-1+ tbsp lemon extract

-3 cups flour

-2 tsp baking POWDER

1) Beat eggs like a lot. Add melty margarine, sugar, vanilla, and lemon extracts. Beat a lot more. If the margarine doesn’t have salt, maybe add some. IDK you do you.

2) Add the dry stuff. Mix thoroughly. Add other stuff if you want. Nutmeg or cinammon or whatever. Go wild.

3) Cool in the fridge for at least 45 minutes, preferably 2 hours, or suffer dire doughy consequences.

4) Roll out the dough THIN THIN THIN. Cut out your circle, add as much filling as you dare to fit, and fold into the perfect hamatanschen shape (FOLD, not PINCH. Pinching is for chumps).

5) Bake at 350F for 18 minutes (corners should just be starting to turn tan/gold).

6) Eat so many of these bad boys you wanna die. REpeat forever.

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I am notoriously terrible at following through on things I intend to draw, but I'm art blocked as heck and need some warms ups so like... If anyone following me has a Sonic OC that they would be willing to let me sketch in a boring standing pose, please send a ref my way 🦔

It's Sunday March 2nd and this request still stands :3

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