GIRLIES WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!

"I'm in my late 20s and I'm scared I've already peaked" just don't peak then, idiot. what do you mean like you're going to just stop trying to think harder and build taller and learn more and get luckier and read deeper and dress better and fuck weirder and run faster and draw crazier and smoke danker and dance bigger and steal better and stun everyone with your cunty charm and zeal because, what, you think those are the rules? get real. get up. you have another 50 years and you're not going to use them??? give them to me.

I was bored. here

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

Frankly, you’d known those idiots had had a kid for years now. You’d pretended not to, because while you’d committed a lot of atrocities in your life, you weren’t willing to face the moral quandary of whether you would knowingly kill a child just to spite its parents.

They probably thought they were being clever though, what with the blaming you for an injury you knew damn well you’d never given keeping one of them out of commission for a few months, then references to what they would ‘leave behind’ or ‘could not follow’ when in the latest death trap. One of them had accidentally pulled a pacifier out of their utility belt once, and tried to pass it off as being prepared for any young children they came across while rescuing.

Idiots.

Still, you had standards. Standards that fell somewhere past war crimes and before common decency, but they were standards.

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

Artistic rendition

affectionate dog

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

Put gojo satoru in chastity in the year 2025

cock prison realm

bird note

As much as I love painslut masochist gojo, I'm also slowly being consumed by a sadist suguru who discovers his sadism with satoru.

Satoru is a whiny brat who begs and begs, and then begs some more for suguru to hurt him. And suguru is so unsure of it all, so scared that he might hurt satoru, more than satoru might want him to. Afraid that he might actually harm him. Afraid and uneasy to take pleasure from the pain he inflicts upon satoru. He goes hard with the pain and denial in a scene with satoru only to switch back to a mindful caretaker immediately even before completing the scene. He holds satoru in the palms of his hands like a delicate piece of fine china. It takes a lot of time to put the force that satoru craves behind his spanks. To yank satoru off a piece of furniture by his hair and not coo over him right after, knowing that this is what satoru wants from him.

Also thinking about suguru going through a dom drop. (Satoru would not be well equipped to handle that.)

They are so messy, I love them.