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A Four Tentacled Octopus Is Just A Horse

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kerri|Scottish|20s|cis|gay as hell

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

its all jokes in good fun and everything but im a professional fun killer so can i just say the "lol! i'm a mage walking around the gallows and they dont even notice! i literally have a staff and they dont even care!" jokes are stupid. my brother in christ you're carrying a polearm

no because the staves in da2 were designed in a super clever way so that they can reasonably be passed off as maces and spears and polearms and no one but me appreciates it. a plague upon you all.

They're gonna push some fuckass anniversary edition update to Oblivion to celebrate and publicize the remaster that's gonna break every single mod and none of them are gonna get fixed because the guy who made the loadbearing Goblin Pregnancy Redux upon which every slightly complicated mod is built now has a wife and kids and a mortgage and is too busy to fix it

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