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Hi, welcome. She/her. Mid 20s. I am, in fact, a yapper. πŸ₯° |πŸ’š ko-fi ❀️ | Gaza Family gofundmes

I write a lot of x reader fics for Azriel, Cassian, Eris, Lucien, and Nesta. I also have some Non-reader fics as well as some Mix and Match poly x reader fics.

I have also participated in a couple of fun event weeks like my 1k Celebration, my 2k Celebration, Eris Week 2024, and Gingerfucker Week 2024

Azriel’s Cat Cafe - a collection of stories around Cat Lady Azriel

Falling in Love on the Fourth Floor (Azriel x reader) - Out of an act of desperation, you move in with a guy you kind of know who happens to have a really hot brother who lives next door.

Gingerfucker (Eris x Rhys’s sister!reader) - no one is more surprised than Eris Vanserra to find that he is capable of much more than just political ambition

I got cursed like Eve got bitten (Azriel x Rhysand’s Sister!reader) - reports of a rare powered fae popping up in Illyria send Azriel and Rhysand on a journey through the past, unraveling a truth they thought long buried - COMPLETED

Tell me I’m the only, only, only, only one (Eris x Azriel x reader) - secrets threaten to swallow you whole as you work up the courage to tell Azriel about being his mate. Unfortunately, you aren’t the only one with secrets

*dividers by @cafekitsune

So anyway not to be inexcusably horny on main but um. Do we talk about Eris enough? I fear we do not. Remember how, especially in ACOWAR & ACOSF, SJM makes it a point to remind us Beron is the oldest, longest reigning High Lord? The most cruel one? A threat people have been trying to eliminate for centuries, if not more? Arguably, apart from Rhysand, Beron is the most powerful High Lord in Prythian, and even Rhysand approaches the idea of killing him with caution.

ANYWAY. I was skimming through WAR--

HIS VOICE WAS LOW WITH WARNING jesus christ -- Eris "Sit The Fuck Down" Vanserra vs Beron "Yes Son I'm Sat" Vanserra has got to be one of my favorite scenes in this book. Suddenly I'm remembering Eris is a direct result of two of the canonically most powerful bloodlines in Autumn and I CANNOT be chill about it. We have so many hints in that book that Eris is holding back and waiting for the right moment to strike and I can't help but wonder -- just how much of his power have we seen yet? And then there's this:

I'm going to ignore Azriel's obvious "The only thing I want to be facing is Eris's mattress" agenda for a moment here and focus on another thing -- the entire NC already considers Eris a threat. They already think he's dangerous enough that it's better to have him as their brother's boyfriend an ally than an enemy. Because what happens when he inevitably succeeds in killing Beron and becomes a HL himself? What happens when he no longer has to hide just how powerful he is so that Beron doesn't suspect a thing?

I'm not saying anything that hasn't already been said in this fandom but I never promised to be anything but horny here. I just think Eris "leave it to those who know how to play the game," Eris, who Beron himself is secretly afraid of, needs a little more screen time so I can respond appropriately (bang my head against the wall)

@ablogofsapphicpanic THIS DOESN'T DESERVE TO STAY HIDDEN IN THE COMMENTS

New Elucien headcanon: in an attempt to learn more about his mate's interests, Lucien (who has barely managed to keep himself alive for the past three centuries or so), tells Elain he'd like to help her out in the garden. Elain, absolutely horrified and definitely unwilling to let him anywhere near her months of hard work (HE KEEPS STEPPING ON THE FRESHLY TRIMMED GRASS) (WHY ARE HIS FEET SO FUCKING HUGE), decides on an alternative option. "Take this potted fern, Lucien, I have no space for it in my garden anymore and I just---" *doe eyes mode activated* "--it just really needs a good home. Would you take care of it, please? For me?" Instantly YES. The plant is now to be defended with his life lest he disappoints his mate. He takes it to his Velaris apartment, finds the *best*, most well-lit spot by the window (he is unaware ferns prefer to grow in shade), and waters it at least three times a day (they should be watered once every 5-10 days).

A month later Elain comes over and Lucien's like LOOK. Look how beautifully she is growing. She's doing so well over here-- in fact why don't you move in with me so that you can observe her yourself. No other reason of course.

Elain doesn't have the heart to tell him she gave him a fake plant, but she does move in.

@elainweekofficialΒ | Day 05: Family and Friends

For this day I've commissioned an art of a cute moment between Feyre, Nesta, Elain and baby Nyx. Thank you so muchΒ @_inkyeΒ for delivering once again another amazing piece of artwork!

Art by: @_inkye

Commissioned by: @melphss

Characters belongs to: Sarah J. Maas

The Purest Kind of Love
Azriel x Fem!Reader x Eris Vanserra
Warnings: smut. mentions of abuse. mentions of torture. blood and injury. mentions of childbirth. inner circle being assholes. near death experience. [more warning will be given as story progresses]
Summary: Four years ago, Azriel and Y/N made a bargain. They would form a relationship until either of them find their mates, once that happens, their relationship would end. No tears. No arguments. That was how it would be. However once the four years pass, both Azriel and Y/N realise how they have settled down in the life they had built together.
At the celebration of the new Autumn High Lord, everything Y/N and Azriel had built comes crashing down as a mating bond snaps between Y/N and Eris. Staying true to the bargain, the relationship between Y/N and Azriel ends.
Though as Y/N and Eris get closer, through some kind of divine intervention, Azriel always seems to be around with the mated couple. Feeling arise and truths come to light the longer they all spend around each other. However, not everyone is approving of the budding relationship. Truths come to light and some may not be so positive.
Current Word Count: 18,530
A Court of Thorns and Roses Masterlist
TAGLIST CLOSED

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Contents:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine
Part Ten
Part Eleven
Part Twelve
Part Thirteen
Part Fourteen
Part Fifteen
Part Sixteen
Part Seventeen
Part Eighteen
Epilogue

Silver Soul | Eris x Reader ft. Azriel

Eris x Reader ft Azriel | Azriel finds himself meddling into business he shouldn't.

a/n: This is pt.4 to my recent Eris series. A little over 2K words, just some insight into Azriel's mind.

warnings: angst, reader is pregnant/ hidden pregnancy trope

It was Azriel, the Night Court’s spymaster, standing before you, his piercing hazel eyes locking onto yours.Β 

Time stood still for a moment, the air between you growing thick as you stared at each other. Even your heart felt as though it stopped beating. But then you blinked, and found a surprising softness to Azriel’s eyes.Β 

There was no judgement, no disgust. Only concern.

A shadow slithered between you both, quietly offering you a cloth. You swallowed, mortification clawing at your throat. β€œIβ€”"

Anonymous asked:

Can I get HCs for the Bat Boyz & the autumn boyz (Eris & Lucien, my favourites) with this dialogue:

β€œThere’s nowhere to sit” β€œMy lap is right here.”

Bonus points: if it’s not always the boyz’ lap that’s being referenced here. Personally I think Lucien, Rhys and Cass would find it hilarious.

Thank you! πŸ’€

β€œMy lap is right here.”

Pairing: ACoTaR men x Fem!Reader (separately)

Summary: requested above.

Warnings: All fluff with some suggestiveness!

A. Note: this is just a little something for you guys while I finish my Azris x Reader story (it’s already 10k words…) it’s gonna take me a minute to edit that so enjoy this while you wait! :)

Rhysand

Rita's was packed, the music thrumming through the air, a bass-heavy pulse that vibrated through the floor. Laughter and conversation wove together, filling the space with an electric kind of energy. You should have expected thisβ€”should have known that a night out with the Inner Circle would be anything but quiet.

The lot of you had managed to snag one of the larger rounded booths, a semicircle of plush velvet meant for maybe six or seven people. But there were ten of you, and despite the shuffling, adjusting, and outright shoving that had taken place, only nine had managed to squeeze in.

x reader should be (and, generally speaking, often is) the most accepting fanfiction space because its consistently, and almost exclusively an expression or fantasy of being desired or wanted or wantingβ€”or in an even more basic sense, considered. even if you dont explicitly self-insert, even if there’s a an oc thats just you but better or a faceless insert u make - it starts with the same premise. which is wanting to be seen or desired by some extension of who you are. or wanting to fantasize explicitly about a life that isn’t yours, any life but yours. its admitting more openly than other mediumsβ€”i want someone to want some part of me. to take interest in me sexually or romantically or platonically. i want this element of myself to be considered or thought of. sometimes that is accomplished through writing, and sometimes that is accomplished through reading and seeking to bits of yourself in other peoples. the other half is having space to want and yearn for something else. how liberating it is to admit that you’d like to be somewhere else.

and it is hardly a flawless medium and im really, really simplifying it but i do think that there is something uniquely enjoyable and freeing about it. i want agency in the stories i love. i want my presence to haunt this fiction like a ghost. i want to be loved, i want to be interesting. i want to experience hundreds of lives that aren’t mine. i want i want i want. this a story of you. this is a story of me.

Tell me I’m the only, only, only, only one series masterlist

Pairing: Eris x Azriel x reader | Current WC: 29.9k | warnings: emotional turmoil, canon violence, smut

Summary: secrets threaten to swallow you whole as you work up the courage to tell Azriel about being his mate. Unfortunately, you aren’t the only one with secrets

Obsessed with this one πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Thank you Shelby πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­

The april fools joke is that I am the april fool because I have three fics/updates finished (1 for poly week, only only one, and fourth floor) but now I have to EDIT THEM?

Ew yucky anyway happy april fools day to me and only me while I debate on finishing a different fic or just giving in and editing something

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For my anon, this is for you!!!

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