how dare you leave this in the tags

@deelaundry #rsl please be next worthy?

Lolol - re-wearing your wedding accessories to a work event is pretty worthy.

Are you absolutely kidding me?! LOOK AT HIS SMILE!!!! I cannot believe this is the final week of Betrayal (after TWO extensions)!

What an odd month, getting way more RSL spottings than Martin Freeman spottings!q

A while ago I had the idea to write descriptions of Holmeses (detectives) and Watsons (biographers) from across various adaptations, as though you're adopting them from an animal shelter.

Individual descriptions under the cut. Enjoy!

This is so my jam! Phenomenal write-ups. Poor little Old Unreliable, getting confused by dates and order of events. I bet he also forgets whether he has a wife or not, and where his injuries were. But he's clearly a loving biographer!

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

Also "cheaper than in their home countries" please let me know when you find this mythical country that has higher prices than the US for medical care for foreign visitors.

a collection of tweets from sara hess, including rsl's apparently notable love of banana cream pie

CRITTER *BITES HIM*

In October 2009, Sara Hess also tweeted out (can't remember why) this picture of RSL's lunch. Very me-coded.

I don’t know how to describe it but this is exactly what paleontologists are supposed to look like

his shirt looks like a colorblindness test

#i guarantee his ringtone is the jurassic park theme

Ok, it's archeology, not paleontology, but this reminds me of the Bruiser sketch.

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

"THEY CAN FLY?!?"

For all my Johnlock BBC/Martin Freeman mutuals including @inevitably-johnlocked and @safedistancefrombeingsmart

Goodnight. These mfs are ao fucking gay

I don't ship them except in an AU where everyone in PPTH wakes up one day in a body that's the "opposite sex" from assigned gender at birth. Then I adore them fucking, and they get engaged about 24 hours after they first sleep together because they're both the compest-het ever. (They break up after about six months when Cameron, back in her regular body, realizes she doesn't want to actually full-time parent the kids she impregnated Wilson with. She pays child support and takes the twins one weekend a month, but is otherwise pretty hands-off.)

The Waw Waw Waw is literally lyrics.

More of the quality content I am here for

@cosmictuesdays @ixquicslair @topaz-eyes @asynca

Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now

i know the show makes implicit jokes about wilson's interest in men, aka the village people reference, knowing what a culotte is, loving musicals, etc.

so i went digging for anything that could imply house's interest in men - well. besides all the innuendo and jokes he makes about himself and wilson.

there's the scene in 6x20 "the choice":

and this in 6x11 "the down low":

i really like this scene in particular because while thirteen is dissecting his taste in men house is just lightly rocking back and forth and smirking sheepishly the whole time. there's no witty comeback either, just sort of acceptance.

that man is NOT straight!!11! /lh

In "Whatever it Takes", he thinks the CIA guy is only pretending to be in the CIA and is going to have sex with him and he does nothing to stop this and acts as if it's happened before.

At one point when he's buying a new motorcycle he says that one is "too metrosexual" and another is "too heterosexual". Knowing what metrosexual means I think he simply meant it was too dudebro or whatever but like. I love saying "and that is of concern because... 🤨"

There's also all the jokes he makes about dating/having sex with Wilson which can be just something people do but I choose to believe it's because he wants to do Wilson.

There is also the scene in S1 where House asks a man if he had sex with House's male patient. The dude says, "I'm not gay," and House responds, "I didn't ask you if you were gay. I asked you if you had sex with him."

In the '00s, that was a remarkable level of distinction for a male lead character. In other words, see tags

Recent photo of Robert at the Goodman Theater

Photo by Todd Tue

@samnyangie @deelaundry

@boy-wonder-oncologist-fan Did I tell you I'm taking a trip to Chicago specifically to see this play? Twice in the same weekend, in fact.

why- i repeat WHY is bbc sherlock - a show with so much fucking TRAUMA -

my comfort show???

how fucked up must i be to do this to me????

😋 But yeah, the angst is nice. 😶