I never wanted to be the hero.

A serious talk

Yeah... This is serious talk

Some serious talk stupid bullshit you'd text @definitelynottony

@pretty-bratty The only reason I realized this wasn't us is because it's iMessage

Peter being taken on an impromptu vacation to a surprise destination by his boyfriend Tony. One of the many benefits to Tony having a private jet at his disposal

@starkerfestivals Bingo 2025: Surprise destination

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@definitelynottony WHEN?!

@pretty-bratty When the jetty is back in commission.

Peter and Tony having an autumn themed photoshoot to announce their engagement

Autumn photoshoot for @starkerfestivals Flufftober

@pretty-bratty This seems familiar

Prince Peter sitting on Tony's lap on his throne, sending the royal court into a frenzy

Also, Peter not caring that the court doesn't approve because he assumes they just think he's a brat and a slut, but then he overhears what they're saying about Tony, how he's a disgrace to his long lineage of knights acting like the Prince's personal whore

So Peter calls for a tournament for all the knights to show off their skills, but Tony doesn't want to compete because he doesn't want Peter saving him because he's a grown man and he can handle the comments for Peter's sake

But it's affecting Peter so much that he doesn't call Tony to sit on the throne with anymore and he has a permanent frown on his face, so Tony agrees to compete and he's winning in nearly every contest and then the rumor starts that it's rigged to favor the Prince's pet

So Tony fakes an injury and retires from the tournament only to return under a fake name, refusing to take off his helmet so no one knows who he is and he wins every contest only to realize that if anything his previous matches were more brutal because everyone was determined to make a fool of him

And Tony wins the tournament and he takes off his helmet to see a bewildered and euphoric Peter come running across the grounds to meet him and they kiss in front of nearly everyone in their little kingdom

And in a sense it was all for nothing because the rumors never stop, but the both of them carry on with such confidence that the rumors are weak and slimey at best, leaving the royal court to find something new to chatter about

This is SO starker coded😩

@pretty-bratty us in a few more weeks

@definitelynottony we should recreate this pic👀 I basically have this haircut now too

@pretty-bratty I think you're a genius, baby. Don't cut your hair then. Daddy will trim/style it on the trip like last summer.

part 2 of "chats I found on Pinterest and my mind immediately went like: "TNPT CODE"

(part one here)

~ mystisophia 🍒

@pretty-bratty

This is SO starker coded😩

@pretty-bratty us in a few more weeks

When the superior starts coughing up red petals in the same colour as the suit of the hero Spider-Man he realizes his admiration for the young man has morphed into something more. And that apparently extremis didn't remove all his emotions like he thought.

What he didn't know was across the city in a small apartment in queens a distressed Peter Parker had a tissue full of blood stained electric blue flowers and a dawning comprehension that his harmless flirting might not be so harmless

Hanahaki disease for @starkerfestivals Whumptober

happy pride month to that creep and the 15 yr old he stalks

𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞... 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐀 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝.

I fear nothing. And that alone is why you should fear me.

Vampire husbands Peter and Tony taking a romantic walk along a moonlit beach

@starkerfestivals Bingo 2025: Vampire au

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