think you can I’m the only
handle me? one who can
WandaVision but with Starker. Listen, if Peter had the ability he’d 100% do this after Tony died. Imagine Peter all dressed up, a 1950s housewife/husband, cleaning the house and making sure dinner is on the table for his hardworking husband. Imagine the scene from WandaVision where they’re in two separate beds. Imagine Peter being the naughty little twink he is and trying to seduce Tony into moving the beds together (it wouldn’t take long). And wait… what’s that? Peter’s suddenly magically pregnant?! Tony would be freaking out and Peter would just be adorable. Just imagine them having the perfect little life and perfect little family 😭😭 who cares if it’s fake, as long as they’re happy right 😭😭
Bonus: I made this years ago when WandaVision first came out ft Stuthorker - Stucky, Thorki and Starker 😂 thought I’d share
Thanks for the tag @runnning-outof-time! Lovely to see you in my notifs again, darling K!
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Favorite color: Black
Currently reading: I'm not. I've sold my soul to the creative muse and I'm currently tits deep in the writing game with a brand new original piece (first chapter HERE if anyone is interested!)
Last song: Dark Night of the Soul - Mayhem
Last movie: Overboard. Never seen it despite being a massive Goldie Hawn fan, but I'd definitely watch it again!
Last Series: The husband made me watch The Inbetweeners last night. It's so fucking cringe!!
Sweet, Savoury or Salty: Savoury, please!
Craving: Sleep
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Currently working on: As above, my new original piece, Sanctuary :)
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Thank youuuu my love @darklydeliciousdesires 🤍
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Favourite colour - Yellow
Currently reading - Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt. Been on a sabbatical though!
Last song - Norwegian Wood by The Beatles
Last movie - I rewatched Notting Hill!
Last Series - Adolescence
Sweet, Savoury or Salty - Savoury, always 💛
Craving - A nice bubble bath!
Tea or coffee - Tea :)
Currently working on - Part 2 of Interruption. Stay tuned!
No pressure tags: @nicoline1998enilocin @stark-ironman @ccbsrmsf1 @bellarkeselection
I feel so special to be tagged in this 💖
Favorite Color- Blue (more like different shades)
Currently Reading- nothing at the moment
Last Song- Die with a Smile by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga
Last Movie- The Purge Election Year
Last Series- Grey's Anatomy and 911
Sweet, Savory, or Salty- Sweet and Salty
Craving- A peaceful vacation
Tea or Coffee- I'm from South Georgia so of course Sweet Tea
Currently working on- Logan x Tony x Reader threesome and a Hugh Jackman fic
No pressure tags- @pedroscurls @princessanglophile @dontwanttobeanamericanidiot
Thank you for the tag @stark-ironman 💞💞
Favorite Color- Green
Currently Reading- Nothing
Last Song- champagne problems by Taylor Swift
Last Movie- Double Indemnity
Last Series- The White Lotus
Sweet, Savory, or Salty- Sweet or savory
Craving- Summer
Tea or Coffee- Hot tea, cold coffee
Currently working on- Tightrope Part IX, Logan Titanic AU
Npt: @themareverine @damimami1994 @logaenhowlett @lubdubology + anyone who wants to play
Thank you for tagging me @princessanglophile 💕
Favorite Color- Blue
Currently Reading- A Weapon X book (even though I have been lagging on reading!)
Last Song- Carolina- Harry Styles
Last Movie- Minecraft movie
Last Series- 1923
Sweet, Savory, or Salty- Sweet
Craving- Time off work lol
Tea or Coffee- Coffee
Currently working on- On me? if I can say that lol
awww, thanks for the two tags, @damimami1994 and @princessanglophile! my heart is bursting.
Favorite Color: Yellow, and yes, it's was even before my Wolverine hyperfixation. It was fated. Currently Reading: Wolverine: Road of Bones Last Song: Shoot to Thrill, AC/DC Last Movie: Iron Man (2008) Last Series: 1923 and I am SO sad the season is over! Sweet, Savory, or Salty: Sweet and Savory, depending on my mood, lmao. Craving: I honestly just want to get lost in New York, get on my knees and pray, and have a cry. Tea or Coffee: Coffee, honey! Currently working on: Mare's Cinematic Universe, just launched it today!
Thank you for the tag @themareverine ❤️
Favorite color: Black
Currently Reading: any fan-fiction about Logan Howlett, Joaquin Torres and Bucky Barnes
Last Song: I Ain’t Worried by OneRepublic
Last Movie: Root Letter
Last Series: Daredevil
Sweet, Savory, or Salty: usually sweet
Craving: wanting to take a real break and go on a vacation…maybe somewhere like Chicago…also want some chocolate but it’s getting too late and I need to wind down for the night 🙃
Tea or Coffee: definitely a coffee lover unless I’m sick
Currently working on: having peace of mind
aH! Thank you @sidkneeeee @fluff-lover @damimami1994 !!!!
Favorite color: This shit changes every week. Currently on the color of sunlight, so yellow good?
Currently Reading: Nothing :( I want to start Frankenstein soon though!
Last Song: Darlene by Led Zeppelin
Last Movie: The Avengers
Last Series: Law and Order SVU lol
Sweet, Savory, or Salty: mmm it depends on the mood but lately im salty :)
Craving: Logan, love, and adventures <3
Tea or Coffee: Tea! Although honestly I drink soda a lot
Currently working on: A cute trilogy! Logan fic!
tagging: @cruel-as-sin @lubdubology @rosenclaws @xplot-buni @trr3rr @tezooks and anyone else!!!
favorite color: pastel purple!
currently reading: deadpool!
last song: smile like you mean it by the killers
last movie: thor (its what prompted that last horny post actually)
last series: 911
sweet, savory, or salty: i think salty?
craving: chick-fil-a chicken nuggies. and yogurt. im gonna go get yogurt after pressing post
tea or coffee: publix brand sweet tea or a mocha frappe, i really like both
currently working on: logan x autistic!reader
@resident-idiot-simp @theonestarker @rosieedoll and whoever else!
favourite colour : blue & red!
currently reading : nothing in particular, just some one shots here and there, but last thing I read was Father Figure
last song : 15 Minutes by Sabrina Carpenter
last series : 911 & supernatural
last movie : hunger games (1)
sweet, savory, or salty : salty
craving : sweet drinks, writing, tea
tea or coffee : I definitely prefer tea, but I drink more coffee
currently working on : Love & Hatred (tomarrymort fic) + bio!dad starker (father x son)
I don't know much people on here, @oldangryslytherin , @starkerobsession , @the-mad-starker
Thanks for the tag @yourmarked-one ❤️
Favourite colour: Green
Currently reading: Nothing, just Starker posts on Tumblr
Last song: Cupid’s Girl by MARINA
Last series: The last full series I watched was Better Call Saul, but currently watching Daredevil
Last movie: Black Widow
Sweet, savoury or salty: Depends on how I’m feeling
Craving: SLEEP 😭 I’m currently a severely sleep-deprived new parent
Tea or coffee: Tea but I don’t really drink either. I’m a Pepsi Max person
Currently working on: I wish I was working on something 😭 writer’s block sucks
Tagging @rottenrottweiler @mystisophia and whoever else wants to :)
Tysm for the tag @starkerobsession 🥹🫶 !!!
Favourite colour: Lilac and black <:
Currently reading: Nothing, sometimes some stuff on Ao3 but only one shots
Last song: CUNTISSIMO by MARINA
Last series: Supernatural (i'm in the middle of the season 14, I need to finish the show😭😭😭)
Last movie: Easy virtue (such a good movie)
Sweet, savoury or salty: spicy
Craving: pass the first semester of university 😭😭😭 and find more fanfictions in the Hispanic starker community, bc they are the best
Tea or coffee: Black coffe like my soul (😜)
Currently working on: I was doing a mini starker scene for Tumblr but it's so long that it might be a one shot for Ao3... (If I finish it or not)
Tagging: uh... I don't know, I don't know many people here (? so if you want to do it, just do it! <:
“EEWWWW I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND FILTHY DEPRAVED STARKER WHILE LOOKING FOR MY INNOCENT WHOLESOME IRONDAD!!!”
babes…..the only way you’d find starker is if you are using the / relationship tag instead of the & tag and if you don’t know the difference that’s a skill issue
if you’re gonna be a part of ANY fandom you need to follow basic etiquette, and at the top of that list is ship and let ship and don’t like, don’t read. stop coming into our house and complaining about the structural supports of the damn foundation.
I have a firm theory that people who like Irondad & Spiderson are just repressed, miserable douchebags who expect the rest of us to be as bitter and joyless as they are. Oh yeah, I know you're dying to see and read content where Tony brutally fucks Peter. Don’t f*cking lie to me.
Also, Peter and Tony are not father and son — not in the movies, not in the comics, not in the animated series. Y’all made that up.
That’s why I love it when Starker shippers make “Irondad” content only for it to end up being the dirtiest thing ever. It feels like a parody, and I support it wholeheartedly.
Immoral? Yes, maybe, kinda, and it is totally our problem.
So in summary: don’t judge or criticize us Starker shippers. At least we’re honest, happy, and unapologetically into what we like.
~ mystisophia 🍒
So, hear me out:
Let’s start with Peter. It’s already been confirmed that he’s the kid Tony saved in Iron Man 2 (this is further reinforced in Deadpool & Wolverine, where, in the scene with Happy and Deadpool in Happy’s office, we see the same photo of Peter and Tony that Tony had in Endgame but Peter’s face is covered by the helmet that the kid in Iron Man 2 was wearing, the helmet hides that part of the photo, so it's even more obvious this fact-)
So, knowing that Peter is the kid from Iron Man 2, we can say he admired Tony from a very young age, an Iron Man fanboy through and through. His admiration is evident throughout the movies.
And if we consider something outside the movies, in the animated series Ultimate Spider-Man, Season 1, Episode 5 ("Flight of the Iron Spider"), it's implicitly stated that Peter has a "man crush" on Tony. This episode showcases even more of Peter’s admiration and knowledge of Tony <3
So, for Peter, Iron Man isn’t just a hero or a role model- he’s his damn celebrity crush.
Now, let’s move on to Tony.
Tony didn’t just randomly show up at Peter’s apartment in Civil War. No, he had already planned to do so (maybe not at that moment but the moment required it). He had a suit ready for him. And (important detail) the moment he talked to Natasha about needing backup, Peter was immediately on his mind. It was his time to meet him, the perfect recruit.
So, I can only imagine Tony one day randomly discovering Spider-Man’s videos and his heroic feats and becoming completely fascinated.
His powers. His abilities.
His moves. Everything about him, his persona.
I mean, yes, Tony had a damn Norse god, Hulk, a super-spy, a 100-year-old supersoldier, an insanely skilled archer, and a literal chaos witch on his team. But no. No. Peter was something else, Spiderman was something else.
Tony Freaking Stark spent hours and hours designing a suit for a person he had never met and didn’t even know would want to be on the team.
But come on. He’s Tony Stark. He gets what he wants.
And, honestly, who wouldn’t want to be an Avenger?
Tony spent hours in his workshop designing and perfecting the Spider-Man suit, nearly putting it on par with the Iron Man armor. Obsessed.
(Also, he hated that "onesie" Peter wore. Hehe.)
And if we want to go dirtier with this… Considering Tony’s resources and how easily he could dig up information on someone, itnwouldn’t be surprised if he found out Peter was a fanboy. Maybe from some old internet post, a search history, or something like that. And you know that would only boost his ego and make him even more confident that Peter would say yes.
And back to talking about the devil… Natasha, The knowing glances that Tony and Natasha exchanged when in "Civil War" they were considering their options... In my "delulu mind" by the glaces they gave each other, Natasha knew, she definitely knew about Peter since before
So Tony and Natasha were definitely close, not as much as Natasha and Steve, but still. So I can totally imagine Tony finding out about Peter and telling Natasha about him, all excited, explaining how he’d be a great addition to the team.
And then… they meet.
And Tony’s obsession with keeping Peter safe begins.
To Tony, Peter was fragile, someone he couldn’t afford to lose (cof cof Infinity War cof cof 😭😭😭).
And Peter? He became obsessed with proving himself, proving that he was "good enough", that he belonged in this world, in this job, in his life. That Tony didn’t need to treat him like he was made of glass.
God, they make me sick.
Now imagine their mutual obsession once they realize they’re in love. And eventually start a relationship.
Oh god- that makes me even sicker
Anyway, I had to share this. I’m absolutely and definitely NOT NORMAL about them, you can tell.
~ mystisophia 🍒
(sorry for my bad english/google translator ugh-)
sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."
starker shippers core
like, I actually spoke to the fictional judge and they took the fictional charges off me because like what the hell starker is so good and they clearly melt for each other