bratty. boyish. baby.

Every night, little!Peter's being too lazy to get ready for bed. He wants to just be there already, without the whole tedious process of brushing your teeth and getting into pjs and all that boring stuff. He keeps whining until Tony builds a whole system like this, featuring Dum-E and other bots:

I still say I dunno how I feel about dum e having so much responsibility. Remember what happened with the fire extinguisher!

This is Dum-E phobia, @starkerkitty !!!

Dum-E, don't listen to him, you're doing amazing sweetie

The avengers are sitting together, drinking and having a good time when Steve confides in them and tells them „last week Bucky and I were making out in the back of a cinema… like really making out…“ and Bucky rolls his eyes and says with a smirk „I blew Steve“

And everyone laughs at that except for Peter who pouts and says „I’ve never gotten a blowjob in the back of a cinema“

Tony just laughs fondly and says „Peter, I’ve closed off the Eiffel Tower and fucked you on the roof terrace“

Everyone starts laughing while Peter pouts harder and says „but I still haven’t been blown in the back of a cinema“

It's just not the same!!

Well think about it! Closed off Eiffel Tower terrace? Not as public as the back of a movie theater. Peter’s got a point

Well you would know @starkerkitty . You're the one who did it after all.😈😈😈

Snort I’m not blowing any Steve’s anywhere ya menace

Bucky from a Stucky-free universe @starkerkitty

The avengers are sitting together, drinking and having a good time when Steve confides in them and tells them „last week Bucky and I were making out in the back of a cinema… like really making out…“ and Bucky rolls his eyes and says with a smirk „I blew Steve“

And everyone laughs at that except for Peter who pouts and says „I’ve never gotten a blowjob in the back of a cinema“

Tony just laughs fondly and says „Peter, I’ve closed off the Eiffel Tower and fucked you on the roof terrace“

Everyone starts laughing while Peter pouts harder and says „but I still haven’t been blown in the back of a cinema“

It's just not the same!!

Well think about it! Closed off Eiffel Tower terrace? Not as public as the back of a movie theater. Peter’s got a point

Well you would know @starkerkitty . You're the one who did it after all.😈😈😈

The avengers are sitting together, drinking and having a good time when Steve confides in them and tells them „last week Bucky and I were making out in the back of a cinema… like really making out…“ and Bucky rolls his eyes and says with a smirk „I blew Steve“

And everyone laughs at that except for Peter who pouts and says „I’ve never gotten a blowjob in the back of a cinema“

Tony just laughs fondly and says „Peter, I’ve closed off the Eiffel Tower and fucked you on the roof terrace“

Everyone starts laughing while Peter pouts harder and says „but I still haven’t been blown in the back of a cinema“

It's just not the same!!

Happy Birthday @pretty-bratty! Here's a gift for you ;)

OMG this is so cute, thank you so much @rainghosted !!!🥹💜✨️ tight hugs!!!

Tony felt his phone vibrate, while he listens to the guys around the table chat, he pulls his phone out to see who is calling.

' Prodigal Son ' displays and he fights a smile that starts to forms. He raises his other hand up, and makes a shooing motion to the room.

"Alright, everyone out. Take 10 then be back"

The men around the table all scrambling to get out of their seats and leave the room. Happy does one last sweep of the room, making sure that only Tony and Steve are left in the room. He nods his head at Tony, and closes the door. Only Steve, his relatively new body guard stays with him, though he does move to stand across the room, covering the door. To give Tony a sense of privacy but also to be on stand by.

Holding up the phone to his ear.

"Mio caro bambino….Haven't heard from you, giving your old man the silent treatment?" Tony chuckles a little.

"Hi! No um No avoiding. Just uh"

"Uh-huh and that little stunt of turning off your tracker? You know I do that to protect you right?"

"I know! I know just….I think I messed up Dad. Your gonna be mad."

Tony stops tapping his pen against the table and sits up. His eyes sweeping the room, landing on Steve and then he looks off to the side.

" I'll fix it. Just tell me what happened. Do you need your Auntie to help…clean a mess for you?"

Tony adjust the phone, moving to put the blue tooth on, so he can be the only one who hears Peter but he could speak into the phone. He pulls the laptop on the table closer and starts typing away. Having Friday run the program to start tracking Peter's last where about, hacking into video feeds.

"No that that kind of mess up…though that may be easier… I just… I don't want you to be mad"

"That's for me to decide not you kiddo. But your making me worried. Whats worse then having to hide a body?"

Steve glances Tony's way before looking toward the door, feeling his own phone start to go off in his pocket. But he knows while he is in this office, he can't take personal calls.

"I um… You know how I went to that conference, for BioMedical Engineering?"

"Yeah the one out in Las..Vegas…. No."

"It happened so fast! We sat through several panels together, he is so funny, but then he asked me to dinner. And then well…. I woke up married?"

Tony could hear Steve's phone continuously going off, he rolls his out and point at him and then the door. A silent out given. Steve nods and exits the room, pulling his phone out to take the call.

"For Fuck Sake Peter, this? This I expected of Harley. Not you. Jesus. What do you think your mother will have to say about this? Your dead, and I'm dead. I KNEW I should have sent someone with you. Does he even know the family who he married into? What if this is all a ploy to get to the family? What if he is using you? Did you even THINK? Of course not cause why would you."

By now Tony had stood up, pacing the room, pausing to glance at the laptop to see that status of how far Friday has gotten in tracking Peter down.

" I know! It was stupid but we just have this… this connection. I had Auntie Tasha look him up and she hasn't responded back… and he isn't dead so…"

Tony stopped in his tracks, Natasha hasn't said anything, so she must still be looking the information up but if Peter thinks if she HAD found something, would be out by now.

"How long ago did you send the info your Aunt Natasha?"

"Um…5 days ago?"

"FIVE DAYS AGO? And I am just now hearing about this!?" Tony slams his free hand down on the table.

"Peter!"

"I know! I just… When we woke up we talked and…we decided to go on a few dates to… to see cause of the connection. And we…kinda went on a honeymoon"

"When did this happen?"

"Uh…2 weeks ago?"

"Jesus Christ. "

~:~:~:~:~:Out in the hall:~:~:~:~:~:~

Steve presses the phone against his ear.

"This better be good Buck, my Boss isn't in a mood, your lucky I got to take the call"

" Hey Stevie. Do you know why the Black Fucking Widow has been trying to break into my vacation home?"

Steve pulls the phone away from his head to look down at it, to confirm yes it was Bucky's phone number that called him. He looks at the door behind him, dread filling him.

"Please tell me, you were not in Vegas recently."

"You know I was, remember? I told you wanted to see about upgrades for my arm. But…. Why did you ask that"

"Did you have a LITTLE bit to much fun while you were there? Any LIFE CHANGING things happen?"

"…So.. my husband isn't just a cute nerd with a little bit of money"

"Nope!"

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Maybe it starts off like this @pretty-bratty........

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Peter was late. Which he tried really hard to be on time, and technically he just made it into the conference room for the presentation right as they were closing the door. So he isn't TRULY late.

He scanned the room to see if there were any open sits. People were lined up against the wall standing, which didn't give him much hope, but in the third row he spots two open seats. They were on either side of a man sitting there, maybe he was saving them for someone?

Peter quickly wiggled his way through the aisle where people were standing. He peered down the row where the man was, he leaned down and asked quietly.

"Excuse me, sorry to bother you Sir, but are you saving these seats for someone? Or could I?" waving his hand and pointing at the open seat to the mans left.

Peter thought he heard a gasp, and glanced back and see people looking a little worried. He didn't give it much mind though before looking back at the man. Who at this point had turned to look at him and Peter was frozen for a moment before offering a small hopeful smile.

His hair was up in a bun, he had a note pad resting on his thigh, where he had already taken a few notes. Odd that he was wearing leather gloves but maybe he was a germophobe? The blue eyes stared at him for a moment before nodding and offering a small smirk.

" Go ahead, I wasn't reserving them maybe the gloves throw people off"

"Well that's just silly"

Peter smiled brightly and quickly sat down, opening his shoulder bag, pulling out a small case, getting his glasses out, putting them on, before stuffing the case away in the bag pulling out his own tablet and specialized pen to take notes on said tablet.

"Thank you so much! I thought I almost missed getting in! I got caught up in the Q&A panel that Dr. Conners was giving"

Peter moved his tablet to his left thigh to balance and offered his hand out to the man.

" I'm Peter by the way. "

The man eyed the glasses that Peter had put on, they some how made his big brown eyes even bigger. He offered a smile and offered his hand over to shake.

"James. Like the glasses."

Peter blushed a little, shaking the hand.

"Thanks! It's part of a prototype I'm working on, just a shell right now normal glasses, but I'm hoping with a few more tweaks I can incorporate bio metric health screenings, fall assist, things like that."

"So cute and smart huh?"

Peter blushed more but then the presenter came out, as the panel closed. Peter stood up packing his things away into his bag.

"Thank you again James for letting me sit"

"No problem, are you heading into another seminar?"

"Oh! Actually I have a small break before I go and see the Dr. Octavius one"

"Yeah? Looks like we are on the same schedule then."

"Really? W..Would.. you like to sit together for the seminar then? Since we are both going. Don't have to of course. No pressure."

"Let's do one better, how about I take you to lunch, then we can go together that way we can make sure we can sit together."

"Yes! I mean sure that sounds great. Thank you."

They spent the rest of the seminars together, getting lunch, and then dinner and then late night drinks.Then they hit the casino together on the last night as Peter has never been there. And Peter knows cards, he does his best NOT to count them but he is good at math. The more he seems to win the more free drinks they get offered. And then on the way back to their room, cause James insisted on always walking Peter back to his room, they walk by a little chapel that was connected to the casino.

"You know.. I never thought I would get married."

"Yeah Doll? Pretty thing like you? Anyone would want to put a ring on that finger"

"That's funny. Tell that to my ex. He was an ass."

"Fuck'em. If they can't see what your clearly worth. I'll marry you in a heart beat. Fuckin' Perfect Pretty Peter."

Peter is giggling holding on to James arm.

"Yeah? I think your pretty perfect too Jamie."

The next day Peter wakes up, finding a metal arm slung around his waist, shiny ring on his left hand ring finger that matches the one the metal hand was wearing and dog tags around his neck.

OMGGGG @winterspiderpurrs this was so perfect and sweet!!! Loved how Peter sat near Bucky and the "Well that's just silly"!! Thank you so much for tagging me and if (pretty please) you gonna write more please tag me again!!💜💜

It's my birthday which means it's TIFB Peter's birthday too!!

The gang is going to Disneyland. Yes, the dobermans too. Let's guess how much mischief is ahead!

Peter runs off with the dogs and Tony, Steve and Bucky are frantically calling him and searching😌😌

And eventually, Peter answers but he has some demands.

“What?!”

“All three of you will wear ears for the rest of the day.”

“Peter, I’m in my 40s I’m-”

“Then I’m staying here! My terms are non-negotiable.”

“…”

AAAAHHHHH @professional-benaddict it's the best!!! YES!!!! Absolutely yes!!! And he climbed somewhere where they can't get him.

Come one, it's not a Disney trip without the ears!!! Dum-E and Mark get their own too.

tony: and i like how you’re at least 18 years old

peter: actually i’m—

tony: I LIKE HOW YOU’RE AT LEAST EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD

AAAHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH DADDY!!!!!