Magnificent times

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

love me some iced tea. 

As a girl from the Deep South sweet tea runs thru my veins

This fucking post

Britain has chocolate milk and sweet tea. Idk what the fuck happened here, I’m sorry America

Chocolate milk is the only valid milk fight me

@jaxtheshade

oh my god remember the time i showed this to you guys @biscuitland 

I remember that

I laugh every time-

“You guys drink cold tea”

“it’s called iced tea for a reason”

or something like that–

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

There is something so beautiful about woman dressed in historical clothing that’s usually only worn by men.

Like, a man wearing historical fashion: eh, ok I guess, I mean it’s still cool cause- history! but still just ok…

But a woman: More beautiful than Aphrodite, a queen! I aspire to look like this. Woman, honestly, can pull of historical men’s historical fashion so well, and they all look like queens and badasses.

For example: Normal historical dressed, ok I guess, I mean we still stan Horatio,

but-

This? :

Yes yes yes!!! A thousand times cooler and djfksksosjdjj!!! Amazing!

@captainwaltons​ you should take a look at eva noblezada in hadestown, methinks

look at this. is this not the raw height of sensuality

me waiting for the next hyperfixation to consume me and give me renewed inspiration and purpose in life:

“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly

Beautifuly written- and drawn.

Damn. Really powerful and beautifully drawn.

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

it’s where snacks belong

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

In the club

Very ironic that this april we are stuck at home with a new popular videogame thats about collecting various grist and crafting in a randomly generated world full of animal consorts......

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

That mouse necklace! 

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left