SHE KNOWS

Dec 31st, 2024

Hatsune Miku has been properly contained

SON OF A-

100k Notes on this and I will draw Cyana smooching Shiro on screen.

We have fun in Curse of Strahd

Ah, wow, missed the notification that this got posted a couple weeks back.

FUCK

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

its back on my dash yes

O_O

I love it when people mash songs together. 

WHY DOES THIS SLAM SO HARD

This is the ultimate “it’s midnight and I’m walking through a shady part of town give me some Confidence for my Swagger” song.

I reblog this every time it comes on my dash, no exceptions

I’m feeling something

reblogging twice because im going to hashtag illegally put this on my spotify 

how to get this bad boy on spotify! (u gotta have a desktop)

-go on ur desktop and open tumblr

-find this page alone (not on ur dashboard, just this one- its easier to read through)

-Dont Play The Audio Yet

-right click, click “inspect”

-go to “Network” , its on the very top in the middleish

-play the audio on the same page ur on

-some more rambley code words should pop up. find that specific one 

-right click. “open in new tab”

-the audio should be alone there. click the … button

-download/save/whatever

-this parts optional but Good:

-go into ur files and rename it to whatever the audio is. I named this one “my songs know x radioactive” 

-okay good close ur files

-open spotify 

-go to the little v next to ur username. go to settings.

-go to where it says “Local Files” turn that shit on. Now, under “YOUR LIBRARY” it should Also have Local Files.

-open it. Open Local Files you buffoon

-ur song should be there:) add it to ur liked songs or playlist or download it or whatever. 

-(optional)play it from the desktop and open ur phone, then play it from ur phone with the song still playing. it makes it easier for the file to connect or whatever im not a coder i googled it and put the pieces together myself

“What’s D&D without a little bit of B&E?”

-the person who mostly plays Rogues

I will admit, I was the person who said this.

— The big bad evil guy after our half-orc fighter, Babs, hit him with 16 attacks and 140 damage

Hey guys my dash did a thing

how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

im soup

if i fits im soup

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The characters have been flirting for a couple months of real time. The players forget that it’s been barely two days of game time.

So this WAS one of my dead campaigns. However, the DM recently found their campaign notes, and I’m happy to say,

the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?

No, you’re thinking of the mitochondria. The mandalorian is the guy who invented that fractal that everyone loves

No that’s Mandelbrot. The mandelorian is the official order or command to do something.

Nah that’s a mandate. The mandalorian is a musical instrument resembling a lute, having paired metal strings plucked with a plectrum.

I think you’ve confused Mandelorian with a mandolin.

Mandelorian is actually the name of the effect where you remember something strongly, distinctly, and incorrectly, like the Berenstain Bears thing a few years back

No no, that's Mandela. The Mandelorian is part of the jaw.

No, that’s the mandible. The Mandalorian was the dynasty that ruled Gaul in the 5th and 6th centuries.

No, that's the Merovingians. The Mandalorian is the list of rights you're entitled to upon being arrested.

No, those are Miranda Rights. The Mandalorian was the leader of the Soviet Union between Stalin and Khrushchev . 

No no, that’s Malenkov. The Mandelorian is that flat sea creature with triangular dorsal fins, horn-shaped cephalic fins and large, forward facing mouths

No, I think that’s a Manatee. The Mandelorian is a Japanese car company .

Youre thinking of Mutsubishi. The Mandalorian is a type of small orange.

No no you're thinking of mandarin oranges. The Mandalorian is the screaming plant in Harry Potter.

No that’s a Mandrake, The Mandalorian is the car from Back to the Future.

No you’re thinking of a DeLorean. The Mandalorian is a mythical creature from Persian legends with the body of a lion, the head of a human and a scorpion tail.

No, you are thinking of the Manticore. The Mandalorian is a drawing made with symmetrical lines usually in an outward pattern, quite beautiful

No, you’re thinking of a mandela. Mandalorian is one of the main dialects of Chinese.

@randobambo

I hate this, and anyone who follows me, fools that you are, should have it inflicted upon them as it was inflicted upon me.

December 24th, 9:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time

From here on in, we shoot without a script.

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is the story of an entire town religiously persecuting an outcast poc for not celebrating christmas

real talk, my man grinchy is

meanwhile the Whos

let’s talk grinch’s childhood

which grinch are we talking about?

The live-action movie one that actually has a backstory. Book grinch was just a thoroughly unlikable person.

Make your wizard’s player really care about their familiars by forcing them to burn 50 gp worth of incense in a brass brazier. It’s also up to them to figure out how much 50 gold in dnd is worth in real life

50 gp is a pound of gold in D&D.

Current trading price of gold is $1,459 per ounce.

A pound of gold, at that rate, is $23,344. So that’s a lot of incense.

That’s only if you base it off the price of gold and not how much 50 gp is worth in the game.

Looking in the book, a greatsword is worth 25 gp, so 50 gp is the worth of two greatswords; from what I can see online, the average price of a greatsword is roughly $500 dollars, pretty much equating 50 gp to $1,000, which is still a lot of incense, but definitely not nearly so out of reach as $23k+.

Base it off the price of wheat. Great swords are an unstable market, but the demand for food is relatively constant.

One pound of wheat is 1cp, therefore 1gp is 100 pounds of wheat. A bushel of wheat is approximately 60 pounds, and costs roughly $5, meaning that 1gp is about $8. Therefore, 50gp is about 400$.

Thank you.

I cant process how far this man has come

Well, everyone starts somewhere, I guess.