TORILLE PERKELE

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

No place for a little seal

if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular

if your kitchen trash can is hidden from plain view you are a member of the bourgeoisie and will be eaten with the rest of the 1%

The Pleiades

quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny

we thought it was awesome how you thought you were good enough #BYE

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

Reminder: you can always just stop hating and being an asshole. You'll probably even feel better about yourself.

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any