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Denying Consistency

@discocandles / discocandles.tumblr.com

any pronouns 21 local hot topic lumberjack. call me dizzy, disco, etc Free Palestine

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

Tangara is an open source iPod clone, which includes bluetooth:

i want to know what kind of effects eating hot cheeto macaroni and drinking orange joe in the same meal would have on my body

i have regrettably partaken in the joe not once,

but twice (bottled soda was OBJECTIVELY worse)

and the hotcheeto macaroni knocked me out for 12 hours

if i have both of these in the same meal i think i will be knocked into a

shitters coma

eulogy for my bowels, 2022

see you all in the next life

following up on this post ~8 months later with the fact that im now physically missing portions of my intestines from my body

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine โ€œi like your shoelacesโ€, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) โ€œi like your shoelacesโ€ followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

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wilburian-deactivated20221116

everyone lost

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

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trans-angel

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

"I want old fandom culture back, but proshippers are disgusting, don't bring them into this" a real life TikTok post that I saw btw.

YOU CANNOT HAVE OLD FANDOM CULTURE BACK WITHOUT PROSHIPPING.

what the fuck do people think "proshipping" means anyway

I keep seeing it referenced as some kind of badge of dishonor

it means

"in favor of shipping and the freedom to ship whatever"

that's it

no, it does not stand for "problematic shipping" which is a real thing I saw someone try to claim

it came about as a response to ANTI-shipping

as in people being weird and toxic about other people's ships

like, stop that

that's what it means

Bringing in what I said in the group chat: they wouldn't survive in the LiveJournal communities that raised me.

If you wanted a place for just your ship, you made your own fanfiction archive for it and you maintained and moderated it yourself. And most of these only existed because it made it easier to find fics for your OTP, not because the sight of other ships disgusted you.

Have an issue with something you see on a kink meme? Don't read through the comments on the kink meme or wait until the Delicious board is up and filter just the tags you want.

If someone brought up fic or shipping to an actor, a containment breach klaxon would go off and everyone would talk shit in the private LJ and Dreamwidth communities. You did not make ship wars the problem of the actors, show runners, directors, or writers. That was internet bullshit that stayed on the internet. If someone became aware of it on their own, fine, but that was exceedingly rare. You definitely didn't ask shipping questions to the actors if you were a "journalist."

You shipped what you shipped, you were into what you were into, you left people alone, and you did not wave any of it in the face of the actors.

So yeah, bring back the old fandom culture. Please. Let shippers and the actors have some goddamn peace.

call me a basic bitch but I fuckin love alt/grunge/emo outfits including what hot topic sells. sorry.

like literally I am a 16 year old girl at heart. not joking.

like. ppl meme on it all the time but come ON this kinda stuff goes hard

in high school b4 I'd really truly accepted I was trans I would always look at the girls dressed like this and yearn so fucking hard I thought all my organs had suddenly vanished.

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