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I know the reds and blues aren't the brightest guys but i have to seriously wonder what was going through Donut's head when he told the pilot to leave in season 11. Why would you do that 😭

i think maybe just the wind whistling as it passed through one ear and out the other

Happy Birthday, RVB!!!1!

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

If the text says the curtains are blue you can argue about what that means; but if you’re going to claim they’re actually yellow you’d better have a really good argument.

Genuinely I think one of the best things you can do to build characters in your story is give them a kink. You do not have to put that kink in the story. You do not have to tell anyone but yourself. But thinking about their wants and needs and what would bring them comfort or desire, about whether they crave power or crave a situation where they're blessedly free from any power, about which taboo they might kind of want to cross, is really useful for getting inside their head. Also "what situation would make my character stupid horny enough to make a terrible mistake?" is a good plotting device. "It's a plot hole that they made that dumb decision" no they were just whistling like a lustful kettle and forgot to turn their brain on.

look if all of the blood gulch crew was in modern day they would get into its always sunny type scenarios. there is no place in hell where they would be normal. they would accidentally turn their bar into a gay bar

restoration was like the good place for everyone. torturing them then giving them what they "want" which in turn tortures them more. everyone in rvb went to hell and this is their punishment

Tucker and Carolina should like, talk. To each other. Just sit around a fire and talk about what's on their mind. I just feel like Carolina would be a really good emotional leader mentor counterpart to Wash being the logical leader mentor; and besides that, I think they could be good friends. I think they'd have interesting conversations. I want to hear them talk to each other

@specialofficerlemons LITERALLY you get it

Tucker and Carolina should like, talk. To each other. Just sit around a fire and talk about what's on their mind. I just feel like Carolina would be a really good emotional leader mentor counterpart to Wash being the logical leader mentor; and besides that, I think they could be good friends. I think they'd have interesting conversations. I want to hear them talk to each other

I think Caboose wakes up first naturally but either needs help with something or wants company or is just Loud in General so he wakes Church up because otherwise Church would just stay in bed all day but now he won't & will help Caboose with whatever and Tucker wakes up last because either A) Church is yelling a lot, B) Caboose is yelling a lot, or C) Both of them are loud people and yelling (most common answer) and this is just the Routine. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

Donut WOULD get the ugliest pink car in the history of man wouldn't he. I bet his fashion sense is actually glitter vomit and eyestrain. Those ugly ass plastic-looking platforms that you just HAVE to get because they look so bad. That's his aesthetic. Early 2000's fashion so bad it's good but only ironically but he does it unironically

Gender PSA where Sarge spouts the whole 'cisgenders are unnatural' failed transphobia rhetoric and when gently informed what cis people are by Donut and Simmons Sarge is just like I Know What I'm About Son

So how mad do we think the r&b's got when they realized Simmons, Lopez, & Church are all capable of seeing all colors

Epsilon posts this on basebook and all hell breaks loose

I cannot explain why but Simmons has the energy of a 50's housewife who got stuck in an arranged marriage and he fucking hated everything about it because he was trans/gay and didn't know it yet so for a while he goes well this is my responsibility right? This is what I'm supposed to do?

But inevitably he ends up stabbing the dude to death in a fit of mutual rage @ each other and he hasn't told a soul since. And he doesn't actually care about the murder part he just cares that nobody finds out that was him who did that

The psychology of Donut Rvb is literally so funny and his potential is being WASTED. Mr. 'Murder fine but fuck drugs. Hate those things. Oh yeah I drink every single day for a whole hour why do you ask.' Mr. 'Has two gay moms but is still a repressed gay' like literally this man is hilarious as-is he is dumb and violent and completely unaware of himself

He's not some goody-two-shoes he would hit a grandma with his car for fun and then yell at some random passerby about the dangers of smoking. Like he's so funny dude stop taking his funnypoints he needs those to hit more pedestrians

Chuckboose is on the mind and I was gonna make this a sappy post but I changed my mind I think those 3 all being a bit in love w/ each other while Kai and Tex are off doing their own shit is. SO funny. Caboose Tucker n Church are all sleeping in a pile in the living room and Kai is just stepping over them to get to the damn kitchen. Tex writes in sharpie on their faces and throws a blanket over them after. They both take a picture before and after for blackmail purposes

okay I'm still on fashion thoughts from last night and now on a chucker thought train but hey. hey.

Church doesn't put effort into his appearance in a 'would not bother buying clothes that he likes the aesthetic of' but he definitely has aesthetics he likes, and Tucker does put effort into his appearance but would probably have a lot of different aesthetics. so consider Tucker not-so-secretly buying clothes in Church's aesthetics and size for Church to 'steal' later and Tucker just pretends not to notice. Tucker does wear it once or twice so Church thinks he's actually taking it for like a day maybe before he goes wait a minute. why the fuck would Tucker buy pants that are too big for him he knows better