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Blond Idiot Brainrot

@dragonthusiast / dragonthusiast.tumblr.com

20-something, she/her, pan ace, trying to manage writing multiple book series at once, always up for a tag or ask game. Website

You can now read all my stuff for free

As of now, all my books are available to download on my website in many different ebook formats (as well as on Wattpad if you prefer).

So if you like reading queer fantasy and sci-fi, my offerings include:

A sci-fi fantasy with dragons, futuristic tech and an ancient war between gods (four books, finished, currently only posted on Wattpad because I can’t put them anywhere else because of the Watties)

  • gay MCs
  • many non-white characters
  • grumpy man dating a ball of sunshine
  • a complex plot with many POVs
  • dragons, flying cars and swordfights

A fantasy novella series about a human kingdom taken over by tyrannical dragons (eight novellas written out of probably twenty or more)

  • gay MCs
  • bitesized self-contained adventures with overarching character development

A fantasy with elves and humans living in a world largely taken over by a dangerous, magical jungle (two books of three written)

  • an aroace main character
  • a grumpy idiot dating a trans elven wizard (in book 2)
  • a fully non-white cast
  • dual POV

A fantasy gay romance novella series about a human thief and a dragon falling in love (two books of six written)

  • gay MCs (obviously)
  • eventually will have polyamory and enemies to lovers
  • relatively short - both books around 40K words and I assume the trend will continue
  • relatively low, personal stakes

A fantasy trilogy about two countries at war and people with nature-based powers (prequel and 2 books of 3 written)

  • gay MCs dating each other (one controls shadow, the other light, for delicious symbolism)
  • queer cast (including two nonbinary characters)
  • best worldbuilding of all my series (especially with how the powers work and are utilized)
  • dual POV (with ocassional guest POV)

A oneshot cozy fantasy (romance) about an asexual merman librarian and a famous merman author who takes a liking to him

  • asexual rep
  • dual POV
  • relatively short (cca 37K words)
  • fun worldbuilding - the whole thing takes place underwater
  • comfily low stakes

An urban fantasy trilogy about demons, vampires, angels, all the good stuff (book 1 written, this one is on the back burner)

  • gay MCs
  • a will they won't they (even the author doesn't know)
  • demons aren't necessarily bad/angels aren't necessarily good/they're both creatures from other dimensions
  • god doesn't exist we don't talk about him
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camiekahle

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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rick-sanchez

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

That last fatal scream tho

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icexxxtea

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

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haywood-you-stop-that
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itscarororo

i’m crying

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smore-692

WAAA-

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home-stuck-in-desert-bluffs

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

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furry-boss-monster

IT’S BACK

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tinage-dreams

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

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lucyheartfiliaxxnatsudragneel

re-blogging again xD

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

All those accounts though….

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tommyarashikage-archived

characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood

Elrin watches him stand among the bodies. He gleams in his armor, and his armor gleams with their blood.

The scythe topples aside as he pants.

She walks closer, stepping over corpses, her eyes unseeing anything but him. She keeps count though, of the heads she can pick out.

"45," she says once she's right behind him, her voice somber in the silence.

Relioth turns to face her, his eyes wide and glazed over with mania. His lips work to speak but it takes a moment for his voice to emerge, "Okay," he says, trembling ever slightly.

Elrin watches the splatter of blood across his cheek, streaking a line under his right eye, along his cheekbone.

Forty five, this time. He'd asked her to count them. His kills in each battle. He judges his tether to his sanity after each one based on the number. Forty five isn't that bad, comparatively.

Elrin swallows a sharp lump as memories of hundreds flash across her mind for a moment, and what he'd looked like then.

She reaches up and gently takes his face into her palm, her touch warm.

He blinks several times, some semblance of reason returning to his wild gaze as he focuses on her face.

Elrin swipes a gentle thumb over his cheek, wiping the blood off of it. She nods, smiling as lovingly as she can, "Okay."

oh my god aaaa beloved the things you do to me this is so good and horrible and i have so many feelings sob write the cots rewrite isntead of me pls

@missdrarrydawn I have a go too uwu

Umirin blinked as blood hit his face, feeling numb as the man who had wanted to attack his Shani fell to the ground, his throat slit with Umirin's blade. He looked down at his hands, blood-stained. This time literally. He swallowed, his eyes stinging, his breath coming in sharp.

He'd seen Shani, thought he was a monster. He had to. He had to.

"Oh, little one," said Shanirin, embracing him, wiping at his face with a handkerchief gently, so soft and careful. With so much love that Umirin didn't deserve.

"I...he would have hurt you."

Shani hugged him close as Umirin trembled, trying not to cry. "You saved me. Like you always have done."

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tommyarashikage-archived

characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood

Elrin watches him stand among the bodies. He gleams in his armor, and his armor gleams with their blood.

The scythe topples aside as he pants.

She walks closer, stepping over corpses, her eyes unseeing anything but him. She keeps count though, of the heads she can pick out.

"45," she says once she's right behind him, her voice somber in the silence.

Relioth turns to face her, his eyes wide and glazed over with mania. His lips work to speak but it takes a moment for his voice to emerge, "Okay," he says, trembling ever slightly.

Elrin watches the splatter of blood across his cheek, streaking a line under his right eye, along his cheekbone.

Forty five, this time. He'd asked her to count them. His kills in each battle. He judges his tether to his sanity after each one based on the number. Forty five isn't that bad, comparatively.

Elrin swallows a sharp lump as memories of hundreds flash across her mind for a moment, and what he'd looked like then.

She reaches up and gently takes his face into her palm, her touch warm.

He blinks several times, some semblance of reason returning to his wild gaze as he focuses on her face.

Elrin swipes a gentle thumb over his cheek, wiping the blood off of it. She nods, smiling as lovingly as she can, "Okay."

oh my god aaaa beloved the things you do to me this is so good and horrible and i have so many feelings sob write the cots rewrite isntead of me pls

haymitch being repeatedly told not to step off the plate once he's in the arena until 60 seconds are up, haymitch reminding himself of this fact, only to immedietly get distracted by a bunny he wants to pet.

I know for a fact the entire team started screeching at the tv when he reached for it

@dragonthusiast this is something i would do beloved while you weep for how stupid your wife is

to be fair. bnnuy

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