Dread Birate Roberts🏴‍☠️

Remold's Dilemma

"do you want women competing against trans athletes" yes? I also want women competing against male athletes. and competing alongside them. because segregating sports by gender is extremely shitty actually?

this used to be an almost mainstream opinion btw, but then they remarketed "men are biologically superior to women" as Modern Feminism.

actual women athletes: we want equal pay and funding and opportunities, and the ability to have our achievements statistically measured alongside our male colleagues and recognized accordingly. and stop making us wear skimpy outfits and awkward useless breast armor this is insane

the patriarchal power structures that control society: scary TRANS athletes? you don't want to play with those icky TRANS athletes?you need to be protected from those TRANS athletes and their awful cooties??? fear not we shall rescue the girlies🤗

most killing himselfest guy you've ever spoken to: yeah man i'm good. gonna lock in this year and focus on gym and my career

Earlier today I was like "Remember The Quartering? He used to be an A list alt-right type i wonder how he's doing."

sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while

a hysterectomy??? but you’re so young!! why remove a perfectly healthy body part?? what if you meet a nice guy and he wants babies?? you have such a lovely temperament you’d be a great mother!! just take a few years to reconsider and i’m sure you’ll change your mind :) anyway i noticed you’re a big huge fatso, have you considered this irreversible elective procedure with a ton of complications where we remove 80% of your stomach so you can never eat normally again? :)

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit

trans catgirls are a dying breed man. roving gangs of puppygirls have driven the species close to instinction. what a fucked up wo- *gets distracted by the idea of being hunted for sport by a puppygirl gang* -i need to Leave

the refrgeratorrrrrrr

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

I’M HOLLERING!

Whammo. 😏

At their core, these people are bullies. The cruelty is the point.

the hate raiden got in mgs2 was insane. they gave us a beautiful blonde boy with birthing hips a skin tight suit and a katana and people were mad. like getting pissed at winning the lottery

And even Playstation Magazine was insanely horny about him while hating on him

me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded

re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes