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I love the idea of Crowley having no problem flirting with Aziraphale but the millisecond any of it is reciprocated his braincell just stops working
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"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you
finally, someone who gets it
‘Right, so my best friend is aro-ace.
I am not asexual or aromantic, but we still get along well and relate to each other about stuff.
I was hanging out with them today and they asked me what kissing is like, and why people would like it “because it’s basically smashing your faces together.”
And after a while of trying to explain I stumbled upon a metaphor that they said made much more sense than other explanations.
So I thought if there’s any other ace people that have the same question, that this might help.
The metaphor is basically comparing it to holding hands.
So kissing isn’t really smashing your faces together, cuz holding hands is different than doing a high five, yea?
Closed-mouth kissing (just the lips) is like if your hand is resting somewhere and someone puts their hand on top of yours, just kindof softly pressing together, their palm to the back of your hand.
Open-mouthed kissing is like when you’re properly holding hands, palm to palm; and with tongue is like when your fingers are intertwined.
And the more passionate the kiss is, it's congruent to like how tight you're squeezing their hand.
Obviously this won’t make sense for everyone, but I hope it does help anyone who is seeking to understand kissing, whatever reason they may have.
Love y’all! You’re all valid and wonderful! <333
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Missing you is like the ocean
The beauty of the sea is everlasting
It tastes bitter and saline
Sometimes it's a light surf biting at my feet
But sometimes I can't stop the waves from swallowing me
The rough water is pulling me out to the middle of nowhere
I'm disoriented, which way is home?
I can't seem to get my head above the water
I'm drowning
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When I see you again
There'll probably be a door.
Either you'll be coming through it
or I'll be coming through it.
Either way my eyes will be searching for you
and as soon as I find you I'll rush over.
I'll sweep you up in my arms
I might spin around once or twice
but most important I'll be holding you tight
breathing you in.
Then I'll lean back
I won't let you go, it'll have been too long
and I'll take in every detail of you.
Beautiful, wonderful you.
Then if you let me I'll probably kiss you.
Oh love I miss you so but think of when we see each other again.
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After that first kiss, oh, I revelled in it.
I couldn't quite place the taste.
I've thought more about it and I'm still not sure
but somewhere between cotton candy and strawberry starburst.
I couldn't stop thinking about it, about you.
I walked around, sat there, with my hands hovering over my lips.
Afraid to even move them, if doing so would lose the position of yours lips under mine.
Afraid to wet them, yet longing to, to lick up any trace of you and devour it, savour it, enjoy it endlessly.
Afraid to touch them, for then gone would be the feeling of silky and velvety fondant
That first kiss
Oh, still I think of it
I long to repeat it
Over and over
I'm starving for you
Please, I beg, let me fill my stomach
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Happy regular platypus :)
(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)
Kept seeing people in the notes saying something about a fedora
but i dont know why putting a fedora on him would make any differeHOLY SHIT
PERRY THE PLATYPUS???
Oh for sure
The second gif is from YESTERDAY don't do this to me
You're too late perry the platypus, i will use my 10K-NOTES-INATOR and make EVERYONE in the TRI-STATE AREA see this post!
I have now seen this post three times in a row on my blog
@walmart-the-official, you have done your job well
So I know there's a lot of fandom drama going on
and I hate drama and try to avoid it
but I feel like this is important enough that I can't and shouldn't avoid it all
so here's my thoughts:
-everyone's identity is valid
-including asexual people
-ESPECIALLY asexual people
-artists and writers can be appreciated for their skills and creations without agreeing with everything they have done or said
-we're the gomens fandom, we know this fact well by now cuz of N*il
-there is a way to mute people if it really does bother you, and it's valid and okay to do that
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• Use the hand you write with.
• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
asinheavenasinhell
Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.
everythingbutharleyquinn
I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…
keep your wrist straight.
You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend. I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.
Other good pointers:
- if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP
- punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.
see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards
- other delicate areas:
- the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)
- the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)
Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.
- the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)
- the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)
- the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)
- if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit
unseilie
-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.
-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.
-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch.
-Yelling and shouting makes you scary.
Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.
jada-the-spoopy-adventurer
Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up
steampoweredcupcake
Also if you fuck up their face it’ll be easier for police to identify the attacker.
If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.
cutiereferences
reblog to save a fuckin life
inubz101
and to kick some fucking ass
In a self-defense class, I was once told that if you must punch someone in the face with the heel of your hand, as shown above, do not aim for their nose or their chin. Aim for a space about three inches behind the nose or chin, for maximum impact.
boopboopbi
If someone tries to headbutt you instinct says you move backwards out of the way. If you can’t avoid it completely then try do the opposite, especially if your attacker is taller. This means that instead of hitting your nose and face they will hit your crown instead. Yes it hurts like a bitch still but it won’t be quite as debilitating as a broken nose/cheekbone.
Also knees. Kick from the inside downwards and out and they’ll need a whole lot of surgery to fix that up. This is really useful when it comes to doing the best self defence move of all.
Which is running the fuck away if/as soon as you are physically able to do so.
If you have long nails, use them. Especially if you get builder gel like I do, that shit is hard!
Thumbs in the eyes/eye-sockets.
cannot possibly stop emphasizing the shins
that shit HURTS there is a REASON why football (soccer) players wear shin guards
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“Emotional abuse works like this: You are screamed at, and then, not knowing any better, you stand up for yourself. You think this is a way of being strong. You think this is a defense tactic.But this only provokes more screaming. Going silent provokes more screaming too, but usually it keeps the threats to the minimum. It keeps it just at screaming and not: a shove down the stairs, or order to pack your stuff and get out. So you learn how to go silent. How to play dead. How to cry without making a noise. How to swallow noise. How to wipe your cheeks, get out of the car, and go about your day. You learn. And when the screaming has stopped, when the two of you are in the car or out to dinner and they’re all smiles, all asking for favors, all questions, you are still hurt and annoyed and want to ask them, how? How can you speak to me like that? How can you pretend you did not say those things? How can you have forgotten? But you’ve learned. So you listen to, “Can I borrow your key”s and “how was your day”s and you play dead. You swallow the noise. And sometimes it doesn’t matter who is speaking to you, it doesn’t matter if they’re a friend, it doesn’t matter if their criticism is constructive, it doesn’t matter. You’ve learned. Any sort of speaking, any raising of the voice, any insult and you play dead.”
— Good Girl, Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)
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i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck
MAY WE ALL READ GOOD BOOKS AND DRINK GOOD COFFEE AND GET KISSED ON THE NECK THIS YEAR