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Maybe the Midwest isn't as good a place as I thought...

It's state fair food. They also did deep fried kool-aid and butter-fried BUTTER. State fair food is not food. State fair food is the equivalent of giving a three year old free reign of the kitchen and a personal chef who will do whatever the three year old wants to do without question. It is mad science taken to absurd heights.

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How do you deep fry kool-aid?

It's a fucking liquid

Jello, I suppose.

Deep fried Jello sounds horrifying

Deep Fried Kool-Aid is when you roll dough in kool-aid powder, deep fry it, snd then sprinkle more powder on top. Make like a donut hole, and when you bite jnto it you activate the powder and the dough suddenly tastes exactly like kool-aid!

I want to try that actually

State Fair Food is the avant-garde, hold-my-beer genre of food. It's basically edible conceptual art.

If the Deep Fried Thing of the Year isn't something that can be battered and fried (oreo, twinkie, various meats) you can assume they just cheated and mixed it into a standard dough as a flavoring. When in doubt throw powdered sugar on top.

"Fried Pepsi" was therefore very disappointing. Fried oreos are surprisingly good!

last post made me remember that i found out not too long ago that apparently my parents (or maybe just my dad? idfk) has apparently been telling people i'm back home from uni because of "scheduling mishaps" and that i'm going back in the fall to finish up

found this out bc i mentioned to one of those people i dropped out for health reasons (my mental health was and still is in fucking shambles) and she was very shocked to find out i have no plans to go back anytime soon, if at all

my dad ig was finally forced to confront that im not going back any time soon and...

D, very pissed off: "so you're going to waste all those years of college? our money?"

Me: "you mean the place i was pretty fucking open about never wanting to go to in the first place?"

Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)

im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

sensitive white boys

HE'S SO MISUNDERSTOOD

アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。

I have re-created my account.

My creator name is Nishiki Suzumori.

I will update mainly illustrations I have drawn in the past.

All illustrations may not be reproduced without permission.

im deleting my screenshots because i have over a thousand and. I can't bring myself to delete this one

how it feels to be a zoologist when my friends send me a cute social media video with an animal in it that 100% should not be there

cute caracal! why is it in your house.

what a handsome alligator! why is it in a kiddie pool in a living room.

what a beautiful cobra! why is it being kept in a walmart $5 critter keeper.

such a beautiful fox! why is it in a two foot long metal crate.

wow! footage of an endangered species of insect! NO NO NO WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT

*If you are diagnosed or self-diagnosed with significant peer agreement

**This doesn't include neurodivergencies or disabilities of any kind, just mental disorders

it's dangerous to go alone! take this

some of y'all in the tags don't even know this is focaccia you just see a picture of a loaf of bread, black out, and hit reblog

not to he a hater but it’s crazy when male artists get praised up and down for groundbreaking gender defying fashion and it’s just. a skirt. “he painted his finger nails!!!” “he wore eyeliner!!” acting like it’s never been done before when the roads been paved for 60 years

anyways I miss when every other band / musician dressed like a slutty lil freak

ONCE AGAIN, the rose afro concept DOES NOT MISS!! 🤌🏾🔥