Dear authors, you should really stop putting "x reader" in your OC insert fics because it's a self insert of YOUR character and not that of the reader. I understand you want attention on the post, but it's completely misstagging the story and is quite frankly frustrating and annoying. Yeah, some readers may adapt to it, but some absolutely can not. Thank you very much

THIS!!! I feel the same way like why say xreader when the mc has a name or a specific appearance and backstory… like hell no, i am NOT a white woman nor am i a baker

I've got no April fools jokes to offer except this meme. I said I'd draw something like this so here it is gang

I think this might be the fastest meme doodle I did up to this date. Slay. Made him extra big and beefy

i wish it were me

prettiest sambucky fanart i’ve ever seen

Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

PREACHHHH LIKE THE FILTERS ARE. RIGHT. THERE.

"You have to become comfortable with the fact that most people who enjoy your fic will never bother to kudos or comment on it."

Shockingly, I am comfortable with this fact. Lack of kudos or comments doesn't bother me.

That doesn't mean it shouldn't change.

If you enjoy a fic, leave a kudos or a comment.

Readers who don't comment or kudos fics have to become comfortable with the fact, that if you don't show appreciation to the works you love, there will be less and less of them.

works the same way with partners in relationships, if you don’t show your appreciation they’ll drift further and further away until they find someone else who shows them the appreciation they (probably) deserve

ɪғ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ

ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ғᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ

~ ɴʟᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴘᴘᴀ

THEY ALL SO FINEEE

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

what the people want, the people get

you see

my professor’s take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.

evidence as explained:

Also, Shelley’s mother died in childbirth. It’s interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.

in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by Mary  Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literature 

wild. but this is going into my brainrot defense folder.

★ He lost his hair tie

THE ABS?? OMG THE BICEPS?? THE PERSPECTIVE??? LOVE THIS BARK BARK BARK

In Progress - Will be edited with better layout soon

All my writing can be found under the tag 'blythewrites⛓'

gonna repost so that i can come back to this

not even fanfics helping everything is smut nowadays like DAMN IM NOT IN THE DAMN MOOD

HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

too real 😔

He Xuan might have died of starvation but he ATE that!!!

omg ig that’s what it takes to have a snatched waist 😭

American Beauty/American Psycho (Part 1)

DESCRIPTION: You are an introverted woman. Working at a local book shop, keeping to yourself, not really on any social media. However, one small act of kindness makes you appear on the radar of a very specific superhero.

A/N: I didn't know what title to call this story, I had 'devil' and 'angel' playing on my mind. But then I was listening to Fall Out Boy and 'American Beauty/American Psycho' came on and I thought it was perfect for this story. So it is very, very loosely based off of that song

WORD COUNT: 2292

Next / Master List

WARNINGS: swearing, fire, burning house

DISCLAIMERS

-  This is fiction. Please always talk to your partner before doing anything and make sure they are ok with what you are doing beforehand

@faust-bite and I were talking about this for a few hours.

But the mansion + the castle is doing secret Santa. Everyone pulls a name. BUT. rather than a gift they have to do a PowerPoint presentation on the person, just going off of what you can find in history books. You cannot talk to the person for information.

Minor rules:

Sebastian will obviously not be part of this, but he is enjoying every single moment.

Theo got stuck doing Will. Which he was really upset about, but now he's invested.

Vincent is doing Charles...the lil angel baby is up there talking about ALLLL the shit Charles has done. Faust is covering Charles ears every now and then so he doesn't have to hear.

You also have to take a shot every time there is immense trauma.

Theo and Mozart bonding over how much they loved their wives

Arthur and Dazai bonding over being awful to their wives

Vlad is doing Dazai, aka Sebastian is saying half the word because this man can't say a damn thing in Japanese.

Also take a shot every time Leonardo attempts to say Mozarts full name. Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart

Dazai got Jean and he starts out with "So Jean is a woman."

Mozart is doing Napoleon and the title screen just says "Panty Sniffer". The weirder your title the more points you get

Oh. The writers pregamed for this. They've been drinking all day just for this.

Theo starts his presentation on Shakespeare and Will sits up like "Shit. I wish I was sober for this one"

Jean got Isaac. That poor boy. He's not able to say anything of these science words.

Napoleon got Vlad and the funny thing is...he isn't in history..so he's searching for Vlad the Impaler

Comte is now getting everyone therapy for Christmas. That's what everyone truly needs

love this omggg

Between the Bones Chapter List

Act 1

Act 2

Act 3

More chapters to come!

And if you want to read the Krauser spin-off series:

Disavowed Chapter List

gonna save this for later