Boots n' Cats

Jesus fucking christ, dude

Imagine ur the Republican CEO of IBM excited for a big tax cut under the new administration and they invite you in as economic advisor so you end up spending two years of your life desperately playing therapist to try to unlock why your boss is so fucking weird about everything

The amount of ppl reblogging this with "wait this isn't fanction" in the tags is hilarious like tumblr never change

It's from the Bob Woodward book Fear

wmata you may want to rethink your phrasing

Two vastly different experiences

@eastgermanhattrick booyeah

aha hey not to make things like awkward or anything but um would you mind if i um snfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnfsnf

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

it’s even more miserable than I thought

they are puppy dogs

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

they had no reason to be serving challengers realness for hsm promo 😭

batgirl (2000) #64 / the last unicorn by peter beagle

using my magical glowing womb tattoo as a nightlight so I don’t get scared in the dark

Found an old sketch from like a year ago so I figured I'd finish it up

I think when they all go off to college it'd be really funny if Sam and Tucker just,,,, forget that ghost stuff is out of the norm for most of the world and also that Danny's famous

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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i scrolled past this twice thinking it was a real ad

My immediate thought: