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@dysphorie

i fight hell and i fight fear because i understand it | artist/writer | 41 | scottish

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

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This is more a general comment on some videos I’ve seen recently, but guys who fantasise about their wife/girlfriend/daughter being harmed so they can ‘go beast mode’ or straight-up kill someone are absolute dangers.

They spin it as some alpha ‘See? I’ll protect you’ but who the fuck spends their time hoping that’ll happen so they get to play out a revenge fantasy.

The same fuckin idiots whose first reaction is to go "OH??? SO I CAN HIT YOU NOW???" at even the suggestion of feminism and/or gender equality.

MY WISDOM

  1. DELETE DATING APP TODAY
  2. GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK
  3. EMBRACE TRANSGENDER
  4. STEAL FROM THE MALL
  5. 3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP
  6. PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS
  7. TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND
  8. SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE
  9. MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD
  10. STUFFED ANIMAL

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

Wait, what do you mean you just have a casino in the middle of town? Is this just a place to put vets on horses or dogs like OTB, or are there slots and cards and everything?

OCs are so fun and I think its awesome that even people who don't plan to publish a story or draw that well will have them. Its just good for you to have toys in your brain to play with.

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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