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Yeah I’m free the 22nd and the 22nd and the 20th and the 22nd and the 21st as well as the 20th and the 22nd and the 22nd after that and the three 20ths after that

found footage horror movie where the guy filming is a landlord trying to sell a haunted house, filming the property and frantically trying to quickly pan away from all the obvious ghost activity with less and less success

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

he was biting the sour patch kids?

Yeah that's how you eat them

i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.

Do you. At least chew them

yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though

oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones

fuck OFF thomas

I am starting to miss 2016 woke in some ways. Girlboss era I’m sorry I ever mocked you…

I look at the “I’m just a girl” era and realize the girlboss era was ahead of whatever tf this is

The companies used to at least pretend to like us, and now they are no longer pretending, which is a terrifying shift

"lolcow" is ultimately a colloquial term describing a phenomena that actually precedes the internet (and well, most of history too) but I can't think of another shorthand with implications that are tacitly understood the same way when gesturing to the spectacle that the world makes around acceptable targets. you go on reddit and someone has crossposted a Courtroom Freakout video like that's some shit anyone should want to derive entertainment from. your mom's cohort watches Dumb Criminal Fail youtube compilations and nod their heads as the perpetrator of a failed robbery bleeds out on floor of a kfc like that's some shit anyone should want to see. your peers are heavily invested in the Worthless E-Drama Industrial Complex, where thousands of people are made collateral of all kinds of violence in the name of forwarding the narrative of the spectacle. and you can't ask any of these people why any of this behavior is normal to them unless you want to be accused of condoning immoral tendencies, compulsion to punish The Other already metastasized in their minds. it sucks how easy it is to kill your own interest in this shit but not anyone else's.

to be like ‘this is what they do in north korea!’ abt the arkansas gender-nonconforming haircut bill…..when the united states has sordid history of policing the appearance and bodies of minorities since it’s inception is not only tone death american exceptionalist nonsense dribble but uh…..directly racist.

Woman Charged With Selling Human Bones On Facebook Marketplace

A curio shop owner was arrested and charged for allegedly selling “genuine human remains” online, attempting to pass them off as “educational models.” What do you think?

i should give my sona big glasses with spirals on them

mint if she wasnt fucking around

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post man I'm losing my mind

my girlfriend bought some homestuck mugs when they were back in high school and just went home for thanksgiving and found their parents have been using them regularly.

they appear to have appointed Rose and Dave to act as their toothbrush mugs

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

All the anti autism stuff coming out of the government is fucking terrifying.

It's not even subtle eugenics at this point.

This is already in "useless eaters" and "life unworthy of life" territory which is what the nazis said to murder disabled and neurodivergent people.

I'm scared.

Half life

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

the idea that cursing is 'mature content' is so funny to me. have you attended middle school? you will hear the breadth of your language's profanity and possibly a second language. google presents: playpen internet

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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