get in loser we’re going to manderley again

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

“They’re written by a woman” “they’re written by a man” is just another way gen z has reinvented gender norms but make it cool and edgy and a little queer and hopefully no one will notice that they’ve reinvented gender norms and actually are misogynistic

old butch daniel craig compilation

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

Absolutely based quote my dude

While the devil wears prada (2006) takes an important note out of miss congeniality (2000)'s book and asks the important question of "can you forcefem a cis girl?" in this essay, I will argue that miranda would have had more success if she had tried forcemascing andy

“I’m gonna feed it to the fuckin lions and then im gonna laugh” and the whole begging at Lestat’s feet scene are obviously oscar worthy, but by far the Louis/Jacob moment that hit me the hardest was the little “ha. this is hard.” that was probably the most honest Louis has been to the audience in the entire show. and by gd u could feel it

sorry.

This guy sucks lets all have sex with him at the same time until he dies

What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

do not 10k me stop that

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

SCREAM dir. Wes Craven, 1996

MY GOLDEN BLOOD

"Are you asking, maître?"

sorry.

Cute date idea

the lion in winter // ...well, better than the alternative // no children // lent // gone girl // me and my husband // twisted teeth // poison and wine // succession // the party goes with you // vulture // every you every me // the masochism tango