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Of Equality

@thepopesbastard / thepopesbastard.tumblr.com

- as it if it harm'd me, giving others the same chances and rights as myself - as if it were not indispensable to my own rights that others possess the same
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play me (like i’m stuck on repeat) obikin | explicit | 14.6k

The same city, twenty-six years apart. Side A - Life as the full-time roadie and sometimes guitarist to the galaxy's most beloved Jedi rock band, Negotiator, isn't easy, but it’s been worth it just to learn from the band’s bass guitarist, Obi-Wan Kenobi himself. And then Coruscant happens. Side B - Twenty-six years, eleven studio albums, and five and a half galaxy wide tours later, Anakin, now the lead singer and guitarist of the Emperor’s Right Hand, has everything he’s ever wanted. Almost everything at least. And then Coruscant happens. Again. Or. A band au that’s not really about a band or an au.

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#sw#if you saw me edit this to up the count of times kriff is used#no you didn't
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Reblogged loveable-sea-lemon
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In celebration of Thailand officially legalizing same sex marriage, here are a bunch of VegasPete proposal ideas because I can:

  • Vegas gives Pete a diamond encrusted collar which he believes is an appropriate substitute for a speech and ring, and is very confused why his cousins are throwing a fit over it considering Pete understood what it meant.
  • Vegas asks Pete to marry him in a sea of dead bodies while Pete is collared and murderous and has never looked harder. They use blood as the lube for their engagement sex.
  • Vegas proposes to Pete in Pete's hometown with Pete's grandma and Macau on it. Gossiping neighbors nearly ruin the surprise.
  • Vegas uses his blood money to get them immediately married as soon as the law goes into effect without Pete knowing. This is so Pete is unable to return him which is normal. Pete discovers this fact months later.
  • Alternatively, Macau uses the family blood money to get Vegas and Pete legally married without them noticing and has to eventually confess when Vegas and Pete do plan to get married. They are more impressed than angry.
  • Pete puts a ring around a hedgehog's neck (on a string or something) and sends it waddling into one of Vegas meetings. Vegas is so relieved to get out of the meeting he doesn't realize what just happened until an hour later.
  • Pete takes Vegas back to the temple and makes merits with him there, saying this time they'll be tied in this life and the next as a proposal.
  • Vegas and Pete attend an auction and Vegas wins a very nice ring which he uses to propose right then and there.

Regardless, they get married before Kinn and Porsche can and that is the best wedding gift Vegas ever receives: Finally winning over Kinn.

#kinnporsche#vegaspete
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Reblogged frankensaint
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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

#brio#to me
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Reblogged frankensaint
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estrogenesis-evangelion

because it is a natural insecticide, nicotine feels good to the part of your brain that is still an insect. this is because it makes your insect brain think it is dying, which creates a pleasurable sensation because all bugs are suicidal

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the only hotter trait you can give a character than age related erectile dysfunction is lexapro related erectile dysfunction

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Reblogged frankensaint
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ahhhh so the guilt is NOT supposed to be neverending and haunting and constant and persisting beyond a doubt over even the most menial of things that i would not be upset at someone else for. i understand now.

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i think i hauve ocd.

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Reblogged grumfield
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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

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