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Cute date idea
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Also I know everyone jokingly calls Armand "little meow meow" because of his teeny fangs, but since I found out Assad actually was given smaller fangs because he kept breaking them because he grinds his teeth when nervous, all I think of now is Armand as those little cats that loose their teeth when they get older
Source: armandismed
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Having your own OC as your Blorbo is great because you will never have to see a bad Fannon brainrot take or awful but inexplicably popular ship involving them, but also I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here Augh
No seriously bc what do you mean that in order to enjoy my oc I have to create everything??? Sounds like propaganda to me /j
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do you think while in dubai old man daniel prepped his hole every day on the off chance that today might be the day that the vampires decide to fuck him
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10 absolutely unhinged things Armand has done
- dressed up as a slutty version of his real life employee
- Let his husband "suck him off" in front of his ex-boyfriend
- Potentially posed as his ex boyfriend's ex wife
- Had an aerobic evening in the back row of a movie theater with a father and a son
- Wrote sexy fanfiction in his head about himself with his husband's ex husband then told it to his reporter ex boyfriend
- told Louis his fictional week-long fling with Lestat was the same as their 30-year-long marriage
- Quoted Shakespeare just to be made fun of by his boyfriend via his boyfriend's dead husband's hallucination
- Tortured a bright young reporter so he would teach him how to be fascinating
- Took a full grown Magnolia tree with him when he got kicked out of his ex husband's apartment
- is an iPad baby despite being 514 years old
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we were really so close to loumand fucking that old man raw and hard
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Daniel Molloy is so funny because in the present he’s like yeah fine I met you at a gay bar. But that’s because it was the only place to get drugs. And then you see the flashback to the 70s and he’s like oh you want to come back to my house and be interviewed? and I assume you’ll want to fuck me btw? In exchange for the drugs of course. No? Okay well let me know if you change your mind. And then when it all goes to shit and he’s being tortured for five days he’s like damn. Would love to get out of this. Maybe by sucking a dick? The closet isn’t so much glass as it is the unreliable memory of glass.
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Messy messy sex between Daniel and Armand after a hunt where one or both of them are covered in blood while they fuck nasty style and the bed looks like a crime scene after (they have got to go through a concerning amount of sheets)
armand seeing daniel coated in blood from a victim for the first time & his pupils blowing out before launching at daniel n dragging him home to soak the sheets in blood
