chekov's puppygirl

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

came up with a new bit to amuse the wife today. I call it "transfem dracula flow"

THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME, GIRL

I'M HER. I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HER.

SMOKIN' THAT MAGNUS HIRSCHFELD SENSE8 PUPPYGIRL CHRONIC.

I WAS A TEMPLE PRIESTESS FOR ASHURBANIPAL BEFORE YOU FUCKS EVEN LEARNED ABOUT BOOFING PROGESTERONE.

OPS SAID I'LL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN SO I BEAT 'EM WITH MY DILATOR TIL THEY DIED SOONER

I'M ON THAT BLACK TAR ESTRADIOL.

I'M ON THAT KIM PETRAS PRE-BAN FOUR LOKO PREGNANT MARE PISS.

I'M ON THAT TIMOTHEE CHALAMET DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS THIRD EDITION BLÅHAJ BLAST LIMP-DICK ZAZA.

MY NEOVAGINA AIN'T EVEN NEO. THAT SHIT'S A FUCKIN' UNESCO WORLD HERITAGE SITE. THE LAST TIME I EXPERIENCED BOTTOM DYSPHORIA WAS DURING THE FUCKIN' BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

SOME FUCKER CALLED ME A BAEDDEL SO I RAN HIM OVER WITH MY MASERATI QUATTROPORTE AND MADE HIS WIDOW PAY FOR THE BODYWORK. THEY'RE STILL CLEANING HIM OUT OF THE RADIATOR.

THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME, YOU FUCK.

I SMOKED SO MUCH OF THAT PRIMO ELLEN DEGENERES PHANTOM LIMB KUSH THAT I FORGOT MY OWN FUCKIN' DEADNAME

yeah okay computer object heads robots with emotes androids humanoid robots are nice. but what about robots with no distinct human-like features. what about robots with no way to showing their emotions. what about robots that can only convey that they like you by the sound of their fans kicking into overdrive. what about robots that only show their liking of you by the fact that they load webpages and pictures faster. what about robots playing crackling songs through their speakers for you. do you see the visiom

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blood is so beautiful. I forget bleeding is bad sometimes

before you look at a picture you have no way of knowing whats in it. there could be a spider, or boobs, or an airplane, or something else. its always a mystery &its really really good to look at a picture 👍

X: I’ll get a treat for later, I deserve something

Y: oh sick X got us a treat

Z: I’m glad Y got that treat she doesn’t usually buy that stuff for herself

X: MY FUCKING TREAT

GONNA EAT YOUR DONUTS BITCH IF YOU WANTED THEM YOU SHOULDNTVE LET ME FRONT DUMBASS

I made this drawing for me and my best friend, Raine, who's been everything to me these past few weeks. Anytime I feel overwhelmed, like I'm losing my grip on my depression, or I just feel bad and don't know why, Raine is always there for me to bring me back. I love you hun, you're the best friend a blue lesbian wolf could ask for <3

p.s. I forgot to pixelate my body in this piece like I usually do- I got way too far into it before I realized my mistake :3

She wraps the leash around her hand and pulls me up to her.

"you know, it's really amazing how easy it is to mistake you for a human. From a distance, I mean. Once you're up close *she pulls me closer* the illusion is shattered, and it's obvious what you really are."

At a kink party recently, and someone said "aww are you pretending to be a person?"

She ran her fingers through my hair and said "that must be so tiring, you don't need to pretend anymore."

I have and will continue to melt when this is said to me. It's all so much, just to keep up appearances. I should be kept at home and made to only wear a collar and to eat from a bowl and I shouldn't have to should be banned from speaking words. I should be an animal, a pet, a thing. Please.

Ow oof ouch ow

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

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