Reblogged riversboundtorise
Officespeak is just roleplaying a sassy Vulcan. Change my mind
Reblogged acecartoonplatypus
fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
management trying to hire and retain employees
Reblogged acecartoonplatypus
as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting
Reblogged 3m4il
firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t
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firefox-official
Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".
firefox-official
no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ
Reblogged 3m4il
The gelatin in film stock was made from the hide, bones, cartilage, ligaments, and connective tissue of calves (considered the very best), sheep (less desirable), and other animals who passed through the slaughterhouse. Six kilograms of bone went into a single kilogram of gelatin. Eventually, the demands of photographic industries generated so much need for animal byproducts that slaughterhouses became integrated into the photographic production chain. Controlling the supply chain became key to Kodak's success. In 1882, as Kodak began to grow as a company, widespread complaints of fogged and darkened plates stopped production. The crisis almost ruined Kodak financially and resulted in the company tightly monitoring the animal by-products used in gelatin. Decades later, a Kodak emulsion scientist discovered that cattle who consumed mustard seed metabolized a sulfuric substance, enhancing the light sensitivity of silver halides and enabling better film speeds. The poor-quality gelatin in 1882 was due to the lack of mustard seeds in the cows' diet. The head of research at Kodak, Dr. C. E. Kenneth Mees, concluded, "If cows didn't like mustard there wouldn't be any movies at all." By controlling the diet of cows who were used to make gelatin, Kodak ensured the quality of its film stock. As literary scholar Nicole Shukin reflects, there is a "transfer of life from animal body to technological media." The image comes alive through animal death, carried along by the work of ranchers, meatpackers, and Kodak production workers.
—Siobhan Angus, Camera Geologica: An Elemental History of Photography
Reblogged egberts
this grave keeper edible aint shit
who gors there ,
Reblogged awalkingshitpost
i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.
Reblogged roach-works
Don’t a let a little thing like being a boy keep you from being a girl
Don’t a let a little thing like being a girl keep you from being a boy
Don't a let a little thing like being a girl or a boy keep you from being neither/both
Reblogged roach-works
“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!
Reblogged awalkingshitpost
Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."
Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."
You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.
Look, medication and therapy are essential, but I think we shouldn't underestimate this form of treatment
(Source)
Reblogged tiefling-queer
happy 4chan is dead day [a day late but eh]. have tumblr-chan x 4chan-kun to celebrate
Reblogged tiefling-queer
Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard
Repeating this to myself like a mantra and crying the whole time.
Repeating this to
myself like a mantra and
crying the whole time.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogged acecartoonplatypus
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
brickiestsurgeon
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
presidentobarna
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????
String players are not limited to just those.
I present, THE OCTOBASS
It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.
And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.
This is amazing
someone post the archlute
This one?
books-andbiscuits
I’m dYING-
just-a-regular-geek
myxchemicalxroman
I both hate and love this
pixeldragon45
I don’t even know anymore.
Reblogged acecartoonplatypus
Pool # 27 - Ann Goldberg , 2016.
Canadian , b. 1970s
Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.
OIL PAINTING.
I found lots more on the artist's website, and then came across Percy in the Pool, which almost did me in 🥺🧡
Reblogged tiefling-queer
its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song
mr brightside comes on at the club: multiple injuries
somebody told me comes on at the club:
Reblogged tiefling-queer
holy shit I got tinted glasses and suddenly I understand the term “rose-colored glasses” because the whole world is easier and more pleasant to look at and my eyes feel palpable relief
also I’m hot as fuck in them