βaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearβ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
Oh, uh. I guess I should mention that Iβve made this thing. Three months after release sounds like a perfect time. Untitled Tile Painter is a quirky little drawing tool that lets you lay down funky geometric Bauhaus-inspired patterns. Itβs 50% a useful thing for actual people and 50% me wanting to stretch my UMG muscles on something. Itβs also a little bit like a control panel of an alien spaceship, as far as UX goes. Give it a go, if it looks like your kind of thing! Itβs entirely free and all generated images are yours to keep and use as you see fit.
holy shit this is incredible
yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya
"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.
"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.
"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.
"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin
i love this guy. hats off for uncle wayne
Switching between these every day
making art sites that don't allow NSFW is useless to me. not even to get my rocks off, i mean at this point not allowing NSFW ends up being a nightmare of random queers getting banned because the guidelines are too ill-defined and art that presents the human body, especially femme and trans, will just get obliterated for no reason despite not being sexual.
come here and make art :) except the gross art. we don't want the gross art
Which art is gross? oooooo I'll never tell but whatever you just posted sure is.
a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
why is this the one
a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE
squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED
I wish it actually took only an hour to do tasks that I know should theoretically take only an hour
me: ah, yes. I have done this task before. From the time I started working on it, to the time I finished, it took one hour. I have 6 hours before my next obligation, which means I could theoretically do this task 6 times.
me, forgetting I have adhd and can take a whole day just to sit down for the task, or that thereβs time to set up & clean up, and also forgetting to account for the time it takes to eat or to transport myself to my next obligation:
