intertwined, sewn together

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

buddy I was in this situation and then next thing I knew I was 27. watch out man

dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

i like when tv show promotional content is just all the actors standing on a grey background. thank you ive learned nothig and feel nothing about these people

ive seen all these of these showsand i think these are so funny. we need to advertise so we are sending you to the fucking grey void

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

i experience and express sexual attraction in a totally normal and healthy way

FLOW (2024) dir. Gints Zilbalodis

remember when it was fun

it will be fun again

playing hard to want

when i grow up i want to be myself

Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to

Tell me Will

diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Does anyone wanna go to 2008 with me

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do