Reblogged
tfw you hate your mother-in-law (for hurting your wife)
Reblogged kaktos1
25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
witcheshaven
Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS
Reblogged writebethany
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
Reblogged soft-and-exhausted
i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house
Reblogged yennciri
“I just… sometimes get the feeling that you don’t like it when I make new friends.” “That’s absurd.”
Reblogged whatclemson
on indeed dot com like do you have jobs where i wont want to kill myself
Reblogged soft-and-exhausted
People that sing the “I don’t want to die, sometimes I wish I’ve never been born at all” part in bohemian rhapsody a little bit louder than the rest rise up