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Odin and his daughter Hela are the perfect conquerors of the universe. The nine realms fall one after the other into their clutch. After Odin takes a new wife and has a son, he wants to become a benevolent king, and has no use for Hela.

Hela abandons her father and marries King Laufey of Jotunheim, a sworn enemy of the Aesir people. Not long after, she becomes pregnant with Laufey's child.

Odin cannot let that son be born, but against all odds, the boy survives. Odin declares war, imprisons Hela, and steals the child and the Casket. The boy is to be raised as his own until he could make further use of him.

The half-Jotun-half-Aesir boy grows up to look and act a lot like his mother, which disturbs Odin, and makes him treat the boy horribly.

Odin's lies are deep and complex, but the boy, a Prince twice over, will learn the truth.

PAIRING: None RATING: Teen WARNINGS: Graphic depiction of childbirth. Angst. Suicide attempts. Child abuse. Bullying.

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lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

The Korean Crow-Tit

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

good post

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tiredgaymermaid

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

May I present the most fabulous turkey in the world, the Ocellated Turkey?

They’re all immensely pretty

I wish to add the European Golden Plover

The Arctic Tern

The Atlantic Puffin

And the Eurasian Oystercatcher

Birrrrbbbsssssssss dgbdjchVsjjeejgdgq!?!;#!

The red-tailed black cockatoo

this post can’t do without

the monal pheasant - and especially this fucken dr seuss character

I particularly enjoy the White Bellbird, the bird with the loudest (known) call in the world. 100000/10, no notes. I love these loud boys

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airyairyaucontraire

Gotta have a kererū

Hello from Australia! We have

Rainbow lorikeet (this image looks weird but that’s just how their feathers look)

Splendid fairy wren (so bluuuuuue)

Superb fairy wren (look at that contrast!)

Lovely fairy wren (whoever named these really liked them)

Galah (girlypop birb)

Gouldian finch (pop art birb)

And of course, need we forget…

Cassowary (modern-day velociraptor)

more birbs?? Southamerica edition!!

Many-colored rush tyrant (or Fiu, the panamerican games 2024 mascot)

black-necked swan

kelp goose (males are pure white)

versicolor teal

Chilean flamingo

southern lapwing

sparkling violetear

Inca tern (and moustache)

Andean condor (big ass mf)

Elton and I need help!

This is my special boy Elton, and recently he threw up blood twice. The first time, he threw up and then seemed completely fine afterwards. The second time which was a few weeks later, I decided he needed a vet visit. They checked everything, X-rays, urine, stool, pancreas, kidneys, liver, ultrasound, blood...he came back the picture of health, with just the concern of gastrointestinal issues. He was given some meds just to ease any potential tummy issues, but it was all costly.

It came out to nearly $1700.

His pet insurance paid $650 of it, but the rest im struggling to cover.

I just need $1000 and any little bit would help. Between finishing paying this and rent, I'm gonna be broke until my next paycheck, which of course the credit card bill is only going to go up. 😭😭😭

If you can, any amount will help, or just spread the word.

Thank you so much from Elton and I 🧡🐾

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Hiddleston nation wake up, I need everyone to see this NOW

(credits to @/percysknight on twitter)

am I the only one who cringed way too hard at this??

For those not in the know, Henry Ford was a rampant antisemite and Nazi sympathizer. He published a book entitled 'The International Jew: The World’s Foremost Problem' in 1920 based on the conspiracy theory known as the protocols of Zion.

Henry Ford is also largely responsible for pioneering the conveyor belt system and setting off the domino chain of industrialization that lead to previously valuable workers being classified as unskilled and replaceable.

He also tried to create some freakish American town in the middle of the Brazilian rainforest literally called Fordlândia in an effort to have his own supply of rubber. His refusal to even attempt to understand local culture and climate caused it to be an unmitigated disaster.

I knew Ford was antisemite because a couple years ago I visited garden of lawyer who sued Ford, but I didn’t realize Ford and Hitler were bffs

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Here is your mission.

TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?

Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.

Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.

TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'

Today, March 17th, it's getting there....

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