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@fangsforthevenom / fangsforthevenom.tumblr.com

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intro ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

[banner ID: Dancing skeletons on a black background. /end ID] [profile picture ID: A still from the Green Knight (2021) featuring Dev Patel, an Indian man, looking at the ground solemnly wearing a large, circular headpiece. /end ID]

achilles, he/him or clown/clowns. queer, disabled, poc. (๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ) carrd, letterboxd. no specific dni but if youโ€™re a terf this is not the space for you. i run @egoisticid, which posts IDs. check it out if you want to

watch out for:

  • hannibal (nbc)
  • danganronpa
  • svsss + the other mxtx works
  • the magnus archives

my tags are: #archilles is posting, #.aart (art tag), #archilles is dying over here (for vent posts, specifically about my various health problems). block tags as you need to ๐Ÿ‘ i donโ€™t tag blood but i do tag gore + body horror

im not very good with communicating with people especially over the internet so if I seem rude or otherwise awkward I likely am not trying to come off as so !! apologies for any confusion

REQUESTS + ASK BOX OPEN ALL THE TIME FEED ME WHATEVER!!!!

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Reblogged andthepeople
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tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

top gun is great because tony scott was like โ€œi want to make a movie about sunsetsโ€ and the us navy was like โ€œNo youโ€™re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navyโ€ and val kilmer was like โ€œthe studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so iโ€™m going to portray a closeted homosexualโ€ and tom cruise was like โ€œiโ€™m in a ray bans commercial!โ€

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Reblogged mylittleredgirl
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You can never experience watching your favourite show for the first time again, but you CAN convince someone else to watch your favourite show and vicariously enjoy all their raw reactions to seeing it for the first time, which is honestly nearly as good.

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pro tip if you have a baby

you have about 7-8 years max before someone tells them that darth vader is luke's father. you don't want this to happen. you want them to find out from the empire strikes back.

generally i recommend trying the summer before first grade as their star wars introduction as a result. pick a rainy day, have a movie marathon maybe.

but however you choose to do it, watch their face instead of the screen during No. I am your father.

please trust me. you want to see your kid experience it. you want to see what their face does with this information.

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Reblogged beemovieerotica
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canโ€™t get meee! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ cAnnot getโ€™uh MEEE~! ๐Ÿ˜ ,,this thing is EENdestructible dude ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AAAARGH *inhale* DE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!??!??

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i searched everywhere for this โ€œvargskelethor joel vinesauce The Wheel tears of the kingdom totkโ€ clip and couldnt find it and it just happened across my dashboard so im SEO'ing that shit for later

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Reblogged youhavethewrong
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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

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I stop once I start getting short of breath

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[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

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I'M NOT A DOG??????

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[clearly less interested now] Oh.

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wait! au au

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[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

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AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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