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ArtsyWarden

@artsywarden / artsywarden.tumblr.com

I'm ArtsyWarden! I do art only as a hobby (but I do have a little shop on Redbubbble 🤓). I’m currently obsessed with Gale of Waterdeep . I’m a writer (traditionally published) and I occasionally publish fanfics on Ao3 (MariaVictoriaCousland).
Main ships: Alistair/f!cousland,F!ingellvar x emmrich, f!Tav x Gale. And Shakarian 4 ever.
I’m +30

I’m very Gale coded and my bf is very Astarion coded. I’ve been sitting in silence with this information all morning, I don’t know what to do with it.

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One of my FAVOURITE hilarious moments in the game. Let me elaborate:

Isobel: You can't believe them, Marcus. Ketheric will never give you whatever it is you've been promised.

Marcus: He already has. *stretches big ass fucking wings*

I love to picture behind the scenes:

Ketheric sits upon his throne. Armored. Powerful. Marcus, a Flaming Fist—one of Baldur’s Gate’s own—kneels before him.

Ketheric: The Absolute has blessed us all. She will bless you too. That is, if you join us.

Marcus: My loyalties lie with Baldur’s Gate. You will not sway me.

Ketheric: You could have anything, Marcus. Fame. Gold. Immortality. Just say the word.

Marcus: …Actually, now that you mention it…

Ketheric: What do you desire in the name of The Absolute?

Marcus: I’m so glad you asked.

Marcus: Fuckin’ wings.

Ketheric: Wi—Did you say wings?

Marcus: Big, black, feathery fuckin’ wings. I need them so bad.

Ketheric: O-oh. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Man. Yeah, whatever you want, I guess.

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TRASHMANCERRRRRRRR (like how Kendrick screams MUSTARDDDDDDDD)

I am FOAMING AT THE MOUTHHHHHH THANK YOUUUUUUUU @trashmancer !!!!!! Go comm them!!!!!!! You won’t regret it!!!! I’m just gonna stare at this until it’s seared into my brain and then stare at it some more. Poppy and Gale look incredible here 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I saw this on TikTok and I wanted to try it myself :

BG3 companions as cakes

GALE: dark chocolate and amarena cherries (bittersweet , delicious, decadent, magical combination)

ASTARION: raspberry pavlova (tough, delicate, sweet and a little tart)

HALSIN: honey and fig cake ( sweet but not too much, simple, reliable, dense: a unit)

JAHEIRA: honey and murta berry cake (no fuss, ancestral, simple, little tough)

KARLACH: millefeuille cake with dulce de leche and walnuts (looks tough but it’s incredibly soft and sweet)

WYLL: chocolate, walnut paste and marzipan (some find it too sweet, too much of a good thing, looks underwhelming but has a kick)

SHADOWHEART: lemon lavender cake (a strong combination, weird but a perfect balance)

LAEZEL: pineapple and coconut (controversial, love it or hate it, not sweet at all but can be soft and delicious if you get all the bits)

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yeah , don't know if anyone notice it but I used the face from the spongebob meme xD

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^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tysm for the tag Sheep<33 u rlly won w Dick I’m jealous… meanwhile I’m stuck w this mfer😭😭😭 I refuse to take this as a sign….

No pressure tags: @littleplantfreak @ceruark @cheralith @genxnarumi @suosteacup @sugurouge + anyone else who wants to join!!

i’m taking the kaiser thing as a sign. I’m planning your divorce already Dei

i got Nice from to be hero x which…isn’t terrible i guess

tagging: @birinboom @hayatoseyepatch @shroomerr @moments-in-film and anyone else who wants to!

I’m actually scared who’s the most recent in my camera roll let’s see…

AHHH not mad not mad not maddddd at ALL it’s my sweet little baby angel Neuvi ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

No pressure tags: @rindous-wife @eevees-hobbies @moments-in-film @peachsukii @mitsuwuyaa & anyone who wants to jump in ❤︎︎

Wow, I-

This is not my man. He's just a man.

1. Absolutely no one is surprised it is Kyo.

2. You will not hear a single complaint from me about having to marry that man!

3. And only partially because my mouth will be full of his...

I accept Sylus whole-heartedly as my husbando 🥰

Oh nooooooooo what a shockerrrrr

Your turn: @pinkberrytea @bby-bel-art @khywren @nerdalmighty @strawberry-bat-witch @caffeinatedmunchkin @inkymoonbunny @andromedaancunin @lanafofana (I'm trying not to be a total nuisance, so if you see this, you're tagged!!)

heh heh heh heh heh heh yesssssss

I don’t save a lot of character pics so this meme IS the most recent lmao feat @caughtnyact yours truly 🪿

It ended up in my camera roll, because the preview of Tumblr links didn't work properly. It's this work, if you're interested.

Shall I marry both of them? Would be hard for such a monogamous person as myself, but I like both Neve and Lucanis!

@maagisterpavus @mageswithcats without any pressure!

lmao nice, two for one deal!

tagging with no pressure:

The last character in my camera roll is Helena and I would marry her and do her bidding any day.

Id rather kill myself but i think hed be faster, either by violence or by smashing eggs

inconceivable

LMFAO I THINK POISON

never apologies @emmg @by-ilmater @razildor @holdingontojupiter @thequeenofthewinter I feel like I saw a ton of others get tagged for this. It’s making the rounds. Fuckin show us everyone I’m checking reblogs. I mean no pressure lol

LMAO INCONCIEVABLE, AL

Loved this. I believe I was also tagged recently by @caughtnyact and I just hadn't gotten around to doing this.

The last fictional characters in my camera roll are an art a friend @rachelajoseph did of her Rook (Yarina) and mine (Iris). Honestly, I am very okay with this. 💜

Tagging: @rachelajoseph @razildor @draco-illius-noctis @theyearningghoul and anyone else who wants to play

was tagged by @thequeenofthewinter and actually I expected it to be Emmrich bc literally my whole gallery is full of him👀 but Gale is also my husband!

tagging: @heiligequelle @falesiastuff @lineusss and anyone who wants to participate!

Where’s the weddding, I’m ready

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