oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven

And he is still ugly as fuck

He should get a bob with the bang

And a bbl

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

OKAYYYY

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

Well this was fun :3

deadass give me an hour and a half with spongebob and we could make serious progress on his driving/boating. i know i could be more patient with him than mrs puff which is NOT to say she is a bad teacher. just not the right one for the job

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

i, have seen, 6 movies.

I’ve seen 74 and I cannot emphasize enough you do not need to watch The Searchers. Do not watch the Searchers.

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

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i try to please people… but i don't think i can ever make everyone happy.

but how else can i define my self worth, if not through making others happy?

see how that was exhausting

yoy all just hate me because I'm cold and distant and don't put effort into any relationships and off putting and frustrating to try to help or make plans with and I don't text and I don't call and I don't like doing much and I constantly make excuses for it all

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

it's crazy how normalized misogyny is like you find out a man doesn't believe women are people capable of equitable rational thought and logic reasoning as men and you're considered weird if you express discomfort associating with him

the skyrim modding comumintiy fucking sucks

the skyrim modding comumintiy is fucking glorious

flip the script on penetration metaphors. yonic weapons, phallic wounds.

sticking your hand in a blender

COMPELLING. FRESH. CALLS TO QUESTION THE BARRIER BETWEEN WEAPON AND WOUND

This is asking about people you've been a fan of, and how controversial they were WHILE you were a fan of them. For example, if you knew that someone was an 8 and you were a fan regardless, rate that person an 8; however, if you thought they were a 2 at the time and stopped being a fan after they did something that made them an 8, rate them as a 2.

Define "fan" and "controversial" in whatever way makes the most sense to you.

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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

personally i find the recent explosion of misogyny and normalised belittlement of women incredibly disturbing no matter who's making the jokes