Can we go somewhere. Anywhere

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

really glad that I have curated my fandom experience such that every time I see a post complaining about the rampant demonization or hatred of a female character I don't even know who they could possibly be referring to because my dash is 100% support for women's wrongs. I cannot think of the last time I saw a condemnation of a fictional woman even though I am assured that it is happening somewhere. on my dash a woman can literally eat people and the whole chat will still stan her

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

she‘s just an innocent scientist who accidentally girlbossed a bit too close to the sun

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

# the wheel of time is a comedy

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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes