My five year plan is to just see what happens
it renews every five years
My five year plan is to just see what happens
it renews every five years
my day job is at a college, and this morning my boss was like "go collect all the suggestion slips from our suggestion boxes around the school and create a document and a spreadsheet outlining the needs of the student body."
Ok cool very easy! fun, even!
there were two. two suggestions.
"spring fling should be steampunk themed :3 I'd like to see more pipes and gears with no discernible function"
and
"free food. starbocks. privitized resturaunts."
I can't wait to turn in my 1/8th page report with "pipes and gears with no discernible function" and three out of five words misspelled on it. the students have spoken, boss; such are the needs of the student body.
Report complete I'm off to grab lunch at a privitized resturaunt
We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?
there are only two kinds of political bumper stickers
chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do
HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH
Putting teaboot's tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think
whoever made this made history's greatest called shot
today we are going to learn about horses
horse fact 1: horses are partially exoskeletal
horse fact 2: horses are partially trees
horse fact 3: got frogs in em
these are all the facts we have about horses.
OP that's not even a full horse. You've literally only looked at the feet.
maybe one day we will be brave enough to lift our eyes and look, trembling, at the rest of the horse. not today, though. today, these are all the facts we have about horses.
i really think this tweet is onto something
#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well
Tumblr really needs a "dont ever show me this post again" option